2011 Bern Switzerland

When you find an old college friend on the internet, and it turns out she’s living in Europe right outside a medieval city dating back to the 12th century, and she says come visit,

You say Yes.

And Yes again, when that medieval city sits on the edge of the Alps and some of the best hiking in the world.

You don’t know the language. No problem, when your wife is a polyglot.

A couple of semesters of night school should be be enough- for the wife to get up to speed.

Yes, Yes and Yes.

We flew into Zurich. With our Swisscom SIM in our phone and our train passes in our pockets, we hopped onto a train headed for Bern.

I recognized another near-elderly American couple seated opposite us from our all-night flight. They had been flying first class.

We struck up a conversation. They were headed for Zermatt, where they spend a month, every summer.

Their conversation alternated between the weather and how close the train would come to departing on time. It was decided that the weather was irrelevant because when they got to Zermatt, they would be above the clouds.

The train was scheduled to depart at 12:02. 12:01 clicked past. Nada.

The Mr. smiled ever so slightly when at precisely 12:02 the train pulled out.

Welcome to Switzerland.

The last time I saw Linda was 1971- 40 years ago. For many years, I wondered what had become of her.

Turns out Linda married Swiss and went native.

An interesting choice and journey for a girl from Phoenix, Arizona.

So how much does one change from twenty to sixty. I was about to find out.

Although Linda was no longer a platinum blond, and I no longer quite the kid, we recognized each other immediately, on the train platform in Bern.

Both of us had changed a lot, and not much at all.

As one of my Spanish sayings goes:

La vida es así.

Life is like that.

Over the last few years Linda has sent several young Swiss adults our way.

The last was Stefan, one of Linda’s son’s best friends. Stefan came to Cambridge to work on research for his master’s thesis (computer visualization for MRI) and needed a place to stay while he looked for more permanent lodgings.

Sharon and I are empty nesters with a spare bedroom, so we had plenty of room.

Having Stefan around was quite entertaining.  Fun to have youthful energy back in the household.

Sharon took to calling Stefan our foster son. It felt like that- in a good way. Very relaxed.

When Stefan’s parents heard we were coming to Switzerland, they offered to host us for a stretch. We took Ueli and Ursi up on their kind offer, for the last third of our trip. We didn’t want to overstay our welcome with Linda, and the timing looked right.

The Plan

This trip had three distinct chapters.

Chapter 1 – Orientation and Exploration: Sharon and I explore Bern and its environs. Stay with Linda and her family in Uettligen for 5 days. This post.

Chapter 2 – Via Alpina: Sharon and I hike for 5 days from Mountain Inn to Mountain Inn in the Berner Oberland (Swiss Alps). The Bernese Oberland post.

Chapter 3 – Recover and Relax: For 4 days, Sharon and I pull ourselves back together and get out and around a bit more. Stay with the Ueli and Ursi in Uettligen. Post not written yet.

Sharon’s German

I must admit, I was really curious how Sharon would do with her German. Usually on our trips, Sharon picks up the language on the fly: Flemish in Belgium. Finnish in Finland, and so forth.

For this trip, she had a head start- two semesters at Harvard Extension School.

Sharon’s Harvard Extension School experience is worth a post in itself.

Suffice it to say that it was the real deal.The same material at the same pace as the undergraduate Harvard course. Kind of like trying to drink from a fire hose. Sharon was the oldest in the class by far.

Next oldest was a Russian scientist at Harvard, studying meteorites. She was in her 40s. She became one of Sharon’s buds.

Our first morning in Switzerland, Sharon bought us bus passes. We walked up to the window at the post office in Uettligen, the small village outside Bern, where Linda lived.

I handed Sharon some cash, mumbling something about a 6 ride pass.

The guy behind the window greeted Sharon – in German. She greeted him – in German. After a pleasant back and forth- in German. He went off and came back with the right transportation card. Sharon handed him some cash. Some more pleasant back and forth – in German, and we had our bus pass.

Never once did he ask her to repeat herself. Never once did he switch to English.

Later that day we were sitting in a café in Bern’s old town. Picturesque setting. Our gruff Swiss waitress had some English, but clearly preferred German.

Sharon ordered for us – in German.

A good start.

Gradually during the course of our meal, our waitress lightened up. Sharon was sociable- in German, and clearly had a sense of humor – in German.

By the end of the meal our waitress was humoring us with little English, and went so far as to give me a pat on the back. Though this gesture probably had more to do with my tip, than Sharon’s German.

Linda explained that night over dinner that the Swiss don’t tip as we do in the USA. Meal prices are (mostly) tip inclusive. I had left our waitress 15% on the table.

Bern’s Old Town (Altstadt)

The Old Town of Bern is a UNESCO World Heritage site. Rightly so.

The map below is from 1638.  The Old City is the peninsula. Built on a narrow hill surrounded on three sides by the Aare river, it is essentially unchanged since its construction during the 12th to 15th century.

Today at the far right across the river where a tower is shown, is the bear park. At the far left where fortifications are shown is the train/bus station with underground parking.

Typically as time allowed, Sharon and I would arrive on the left wander down to the far right and then back, zigzagging or just walking the main street on the spine.

We never tired of the cycle. Remarkable layerings of history. Good people watching too.

Bern is one of the most extraordinary and best preserved examples of medieval town planning in Europe. Wonderful scale and variety of buildings. Miles of pedestrian arcades. Sculptural fountains.

A hillside town wrapped by a river running turquoise.

The centerpiece, an elaborate medieval clock tower from the 11th century- with moving puppets, and once used as a prison for women convicted of sexual relations with clerics (photo to left).

Not surprisingly, Bern has great museums. We visited three in the days before our big hike.

First up was the Swiss Alpine Museum. The room-sized terrain model of the Bernese Oberland scared me. It is one of the largest models of the Swiss Alps ever built.

It’s remarkable detail spelled out exactly what terrain our hiking would cover. A closeup  of the model showing the end of our hike – (Lake) Oeschinensee-  below.

Yep, in hindsight, in reality, it really looked like that. Every bit as steep.

The historical museum of Bern is the second largest historical museum in Switzerland and contains collections related to the history of Bern, from prehistory to the present.

Standing at the bottom of the main stair, I glanced up and noticed a soulful, super-sized, wooden carving of a man’s face looking down at me.  The angle looked good for a photo. I pulled out my camera.

On the third shot, a woman from the museum appeared. Although I couldn’t understand a word of her German, the drift was pretty obvious- no pictures in the museum. I nodded sheepishly and put my camera away.

As the woman disappeared around the corner, Sharon confirmed my intuition.

No photos!

Sharon added that the woman had pointed out that the feet were his too.

I glanced down and sure enough there were two super-sized wooden feet, on the floor on either side of me- curiously it was as if the rest of his body had been there, but was gone now.

Which in fact, was exactly the case.

This guy had begun his life, whole, some 655 years ago as St. Christopher. He had been nearly 30 feet tall,. He had looked down from the side of a tower on those entering Bern through an arched gateway just below his feet.

Some hundred years later, when the Protestant Reformation swept through Switzerland, the child Jesus in his arms was removed and his name changed to “Goliath.”

In the 1860s his tower was knocked down to make way for progress.

Today in the 21st century, only his head and feet live on at the bottom of a stairwell in a historical museum. He looks down on little old American guys with digital cameras, who shouldn’t be taking pictures. So it goes.

La vida es así.

The old city of Bern is defined on three sides by the river Aare.

The Aare is no Charles River. The Charles here in Cambridge is technically a river, though in reality it is really more of a slow flowing artificial lake.

The Aare is a real river. Clear with a turquoise tint from glacial runoff, it rolls right along.

The photo to the left shows both the Aare and Bern’s new bear park.

The new bear park is great. It officially opened in October 2009.

The bears have lots of space and their own swimming lagoon.

The old bear pit is there too- for context. High on the hill. Not a nice place. Built in 1857, when bear-baiting was in vogue.

While these bears, looked contented, it was really nice to have them on the other side of the fence. Our Glacier National Park adventures were still fresh in our minds.

Sharon and I laughed and joked, as we ate our most-tasty Swiss ice cream.

Sometimes it’s really nice to have a fence.

Driving back from Bern to Uettligen with Ursi and Linda, we would cross high over the River Aare on a concrete bridge/ exit ramp. Looking back and down Sharon and I noticed a covered bridge, a remnant from a bygone era.

A Walk along the River Aare

We asked Linda and Ursi about the bridge and if there were hiking trails along the river itself.

The bridge was the so-called New Bridge. First built in 1466 to replace a ferry, and then rebuilt in 1535.

The next day Ursi gave us map showing the river trail. If we took the bus from Bern to the village of Bremgarten instead of Uettligen, we could walk along the river Aare, under the New Bridge, down a ways, and then cut back up and over to Uettligen. Time: 2+ hours of hiking.

Sounded like a plan.

After a morning at the remarkable Paul Klee Museum, and a couple more hours in the old city, Sharon and I caught the bus to Bremgarten and found our way to the river path.

This path along the river Aare was special. No tourists, just locals. And local flavor.

The closest USA equivalents that come to mind are the San Francisco and Berkeley urban walking paths. Public ways for pedestrians. No roads. Intimate scale. With a bit of voyeuristic tension thrown in.

In this case, the Aare River was on one side and on the other a steep bank with a jumble of vegetable and flower gardens, animals of all varieties, and funky along-the-river retreats mixed in with more substantial homes.

It was Saturday afternoon.

Folks were out and about. All ages. Little old men with wheelbarrows, runners, families.

When we’d pass. We’d usually get “Grüezi.”  Or Hello in Swiss German, as Sharon explained to me. In German it would have been “Guten Tag”, but we weren’t in Germany.

Swiss German is considerably different from German. Both are used in Switzerland.

German is used primarily for writing. Swiss German mostly for speaking. Complicating matters further, Swiss German changes from Canton to Canton, or even town to town.

If there is any confusion, the conversation reverts to German.

We crossed under the New Bridge. It was everything we had hoped for. A really, really old wooden covered bridge with a trussed frame- still working too.

Though today, its cars instead of horses and knights in armor.

With its dips and twists, some would say the bridge was a bit worse for wear. We thought- better for it.

Boats tied up along the river caught our eye. They looked like a cross between Venetian  gondolas and English punts. Flat bottomed and about 30 feet long.

Archetypal. Think Charon and and the River Styx. This boat is said to be at least 5000 years old.

The Swiss use use these Pontonier-fahrverein for fun and sport on the river Aare. In shallow waters these boats can be maneuvered long poles, in deeper water- with standing oars.

As we wandered along, after about an hour and half ± , I started to get a bit worried that we’d somehow missed our cutoff to Uettligen.

Soon though, we arrived at what looked like the right sign marking our trail, Sharon confirmed with locals. This was indeed our 90 degree turn. Again an all-German conversion.

They suggested that rather than walk up into the apartment complex where the sign curiously pointed, we would be better off walking around and picking up the trail on the backside.

Good advice.

As we huffed and puffed up the steep slope away from the river, I wondered whether we would be in for more of this in the Alps- the day after tomorrow.

Yep. In spades.

2010 Glacier

You know you’re in for an adventure when your rental car comes with bear spray.

When we finished explaining our trip plans to the guy at Enterprise Rent-A-Car in Kalispell, Montana, he smiled, went back to a file cabinet and returned with a canister of bear pepper spray in a holster.

“Return it unused and no charge.”

We were most pleased to hand it back to him intact, eight days later. After we told him a few of our tales, he laughed.

“Most folks don’t have any stories at all.”

Bear spray is considered a hazardous material and can’t be transported on commercial airlines, even in checked luggage, so, we had to get ours in Montana.

We bought our second canister right down the road from Enterprise at Snappys Sport Senter, “For all your hunting and fishing needs.”

After a most entertaining conversation between Sharon and the local guy behind the counter about the advantages of bear spray vs firearms in an endgame bear encounter, we told him about where the pepper extract comes from.

He was curiously surprised. “India?” Surprise proved to be the rule even for park rangers.

Always fun to have an entertaining factoid.

Counter Assault Bear Spray is the local brand of choice and produced in Kalispell. The product itself is described as a high emission “atomized” fire extinguisher style spray.

Spray distance 32 feet. Spray duration 9.2 seconds.

My guess is the 32 feet is in a dead calm, so we’re really talking 15 feet under good conditions, less with wind. OK for mosquitos, but a charging 500 pound Grizzly is another matter altogether.

That said, bears really detest the stuff. Nasty for bears. Nasty for us too.

From the Counter Assault instructions: “Use with extreme caution—if not used properly, it can disable the user, rather than the bear.” They’re not joking.

On our last day on our way out of the park, we stopped at the back country ranger station to donate our bear spray. The ranger said that once they dropped a can inside and it went off.

Even days later, after the clean-up, folks would come in for a back country permit and their eyes would start watering and then they’d start coughing like an asthma attack.

This kindly ranger had a training canister of inert bear spray, which she let me try outside. It did spray like insect repellant. If we do much more hiking in bear country, I’m going to to look into an online USGS-approved bear spray training course.

I was prepared for Glacier to be really big.

The park itself and its greater protected pristine ecosystem is something like 16,000 square miles- about the size of Switzerland. The park itself is 1560 square miles, includes a section of the Continental Divide, over 130 named lakes and 25 glaciers.

I wasn’t expecting it to feel so wild.

Glacier has hundreds of species of animals and more than 1,000 different species of plants. On our second long day of hiking- over Piegan Pass, we hiked for over 7 hours and saw only 5 other people. During that time we saw mountain goats, bighorn sheep, ptarmigans, marmots and picas. We also saw lots of recent grizzly and black bear sign.

See photo to left.

The bear who tore these trees up was a big guy. Sharon’s hiking pole coming in from the right is about 4 feet off the ground.

Those claw marks were fresh.

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8 September: We flew from Boston (BOS) to Glacier Park International Airport (FCA) via Minneapolis. Not surprisingly there are no direct flights from Boston.

Our flight from Boston was delayed by a thunderstorm, which left a ten minute window in Minneapolis to get to our next gate across the airport. We made it and remarkably, our checked bag made it too.

Sharon says she was more exhausted from that dash than from any of the hiking.

I was exhilarated. My knee felt fine.

Four weeks before I had over-done pre-trip stair training and come up lame.

After picking up our rental car, and second can of bear pepper spray, we headed off to the park. By 4:00 PM we were at Lake McDonald Lodge- which as it turned out, was our favorite of the trip.

What’s not to like? Quaint, historic, intimate, and slightly goofy. Complete with a walk-in fireplace, stuffed animal heads, and original furniture.

Our guidebook aptly described the lobby as a “a taxidermist’s delight or an animal-rights activist’s nightmare.”

Indeed, some folks walked in and were appalled by the 24 or so beasts of fur and feather peering down.

Curiously we found that the animals had a remarkable presence, and not in a bad way.

Sort of like local spirits or guardians.

You could reach over and pet them too, if you wanted- or dared to.

One boy of eight or so came in with his parents sightseeing, looked around wide-eyed, and nailed it with an enthusiastic, “You’d have to be rich to stay here!”

Translation- “This place is really, really, really, really great! If I had all the money in the world, I’d stay here.”

I’m inclined to agree. And besides, all-in-all it was quite reasonable. Reservations just had to be made 9+ months in advance.

Lake McDonald Lodge was built in 1913 and pre-dates the Park.

It is a National Historic Landmark on the southeast shore of Lake McDonald. The back door towards the lake was originally the front door.

Guests arrived by boat. The road around the lake hadn’t been built yet.

The lodge style itself is a curious combination of Swiss chalet and hunting lodge with native American decorative influences.

If you look for them, there are phrases in several Native American languages inscribed in the concrete floor. The Native American painted lamps in the lobby are remarkable.

9 September: Although I had passed the level cross-airport sprint test, I was still worried about climbing. Time for a trail test.

We headed up the road to the Avalanche Lake trail. As we were crossing the bridge over the first stream, I looked up and there was the picture I had used in the Glacier preview. When I swiped it off the web I had no idea where in Glacier the photo had been taken.

Digital Deja Vu.

This was going to happen again in a big way, before the trip was over.

I passed the initial trail test- though with no style points. We actually passed one couple on the trail. Nice folks about our age.

He looked to be in great shape- thin and trim- with hiking poles too. Turns out he had had 3 knee surgeries: “The first scar is long. The second about half as long. The third hardly noticeable. Procedures are improving!”

Good news, I suppose.

To get across the park to Many Glaciers Hotel, we continued our drive up the historic Going-to-the-Sun road, a 52 mile, paved two-lane highway that bisects the park east to west. We stopped at the Visitor’s Center on the Continental Divide at 6,646-foot-high Logan Pass.

We had a logistical problem. The park shuttles were no longer running. We had been counting on the shuttle to get from the hotel to the trailheads for our two big point-to-point hikes.

The ranger at the Visitor’s Center seemed like a trustworthy soul. We explained our problem. He listened, then shrugged, “You could hitchhike. It’s legal in Montana. I do it all the time.”

I filed that thought under- to be addressed later.

I hobbled back to the car and we continued on to Many Glacier Hotel on the shores of Swiftcurrent Lake.

Many Glacier Hotel has the same goofy Swiss theme as Lake McDonald Lodge. Bellmen here even wear lederhosen. From Germany as it turns out- Sharon asked.

The Hotel is historic too – from 1915. Also big with something like 200 rooms.

Big and falling apart. The hotel felt a bit like staying in a movie set. Grand, but curiously impermanent.

One late afternoon in the lounge, we were chatting with two most entertaining 80-somethings.

The night before, in the middle of the night, their door towards the lake had blown open. As the cold wind howled and swirled around their room, they made their way to the door only to find that it wouldn’t latch.

They piled furniture and whatever else they could find up against the door to try to keep it closed. No luck.

They’d get back in bed and another gust would  blow the door open again.

After a couple of hours of this, the feisty Mrs. said she’d had enough. She got up, put on her jacket, turned on all the lights and had a good look at the circa 1915 door latching mechanism. “It was all backwards! Once I knew that, I finally got the throw bolt to hold. And we could get some sleep.”

Just another night at Many Glacier.

As a side note, our new friends each had two replacement knees. But who’s counting?

10 September: At Many Glacier Hotel, we had four full days. Time to up the ante and see if the knee could handle more serious trails. Iceberg Lake looked about right, but it was closed because of bear activity.

The next best bet was the trail to Grinnell Glacier. Rated at moderately strenuous, the 11 mile round trip and 1600 foot climb would be a litmus test.

I passed, but again with no style points. I even got an on-trail lecture from a physical therapist on all I was doing wrong with my pole technique.

After she was done, her psychiatrist husband piped up, “Between us, we’ve got it covered. If its physical you can talk to the wife, if it’s psychological you can talk to me.

But if you’re out here and still depressed, I’m not sure there is anything I can do!”

On the way back down, Sharon and I came up on a group of hikers 30 feet ahead holding their ground with bear spray in hand. They were facing us.

Not a good sign.

What wasn’t I seeing?

According to the group, a very large black bear standing next to a tree next to us, too close for comfort. We never saw him or her, probably for the best.

In the home stretch, we came up on two women frozen on the trail at the intersection with the trail around the lake. They told us wide eyed, “A bear just walked by.” The 2-minute-old tracks in the mud, confirmed their story.

11 September: Now-or-never-day dawned red. If we were going to try our most ambitious hike- this was the day to go for it. Hitch hiking and all.

Our plan was to hike 7.6 miles along the Highline Trail from Logan Pass to the historic Granite Park Chalet (1915).

Elevation gain 830 feet.

Then up and over the Continental Divide, 1 mile via Swiftcurrent Pass, elevation gain 500 feet.

Next we would descend 2300 feet over another 7.6 miles or so to our hotel at Many Glacier.

This point-to-point hike is considered a classic, but challenging.

First we had to hitchhike 40 or so miles from Many Glacier to Logan Pass.

It had been 38 years since I’d stuck out my thumb. Sharon had never hitchhiked.

Never too late to try something new!

By 7:30 AM we were on the road. Our first ride was in one of the bright red vintage (1936) glacier motor coaches.

The driver was a young guy on his way to pick up a tour group.

Sharon sat in the front seat and chatted happily. I huddled down on the next seat back as we rolled towards the town of Saint Mary.

The Blackfeet Indian reservation was on one side and a long lake on the other.

The canvas top was down and the wind was whistling.

I looked over sidewise and there was a bald eagle not far off, keeping pace with us out over the lake.

I took it to be a good omen for the day.

Our second ride dropped us off at Logan Pass around 10:00 AM. It was cold: 35 º F or so. And we were off.

The HighLine Trail was pretty level, though the trail itself was cut into the side of a steep slope. We walked along right below a ridge of rock (the Continental Divide) flocked with snow the night before. The slope dropped away on our left- a couple of thousand feet to the valley floor below.

We passed big horn sheep and mountain goats.

There were just enough people on the trail so that we weren’t too worried about bears.

We hiked the last couple of miles to the Granite Park Chalet with a local, hiking solo.

At one point he piped up, “That PBS show, ‘Night of the Grizzlies’ was filmed here.” He was happy to be hiking in a group.

When we arrived, the Chalet was closed up for winter. The shutters had three inch spikes- point out. My guess – to slow down big guys with sensitive paws.

After a short lunch we headed up towards Swiftcurrent Pass (7000+ ft). And just like that, we were very alone in the heart of bear country. We didn’t see anyone else for a couple of hours.

As we were descending the cliffs above Bullhead Lake we noticed a hiker far below coming up.

He had a full pack and appeared to be moving unnaturally fast.

He headed into a switchback and disappeared.

About 40 minutes or so later he reappeared, descending from above.

When he caught up, he paused just long enough for us to get a good look.

He was younger than us, but not by much. Probably mid 50s. Not only did he have a full pack on his back, but he also had cases strapped to his chest.

He had just ascended and then descended the lion’s share of the 2300 foot climb- weighed down- and wasn’t even breathing hard.

After exchanging the minimum or pleasantries, he smiled, “Gotta go. Can’t get in dutch with the wife!”

Sharon and I watched stunned, as he headed down the trail. He had two hiking poles and was running, in a bounding motion like a four-legged creature. It wasn’t a gallop, more like a creature on the moon with an extra set of joints in his legs.

I’ve never seen anything like it. Doubt I ever will.

Talking with others who had encountered him, we learned that this guy had been a back-country ranger for 10+ years, which explains a lot- or nothing at all.

Down by the lakes we came up on a young couple with their backs to us, stone still with bear spray out. A patch on their pack said something about Yellowstone Park Employees.

They told us a Grizzly sow and two cubs had been seen – the classic cause for concern- and they had just heard suspicious noises in the brush. Their bear moves seemed second nature.

I pulled my pepper spray out and looked around. When the pros are worried, best to take the hint.

We all hiked out together, high brush on either side of the trail, prime bear habitat- chatting – with the volume up to 11.

The baseline is that no bear attacks have been reported for hiking groups of three or more. Both couples knew this reassuring statistic.

That said, Sharon and I graciously let the two kids lead.

We were hiking fast, and curiously my knee wasn’t bothering me.

When Sharon and I, reached the trailhead, I realized that we weren’t done. There was still a mile or two to go to our hotel.

Sharon was most forgiving.

Then I made a wrong turn and almost went around Swiftcurrent Lake the long way, Sharon noted that anyone could make such a mistake.

It’s appreciated.

We walked into the lobby of Many Glacier Hotel at 6:30 PM- 11 hours after our departure that morning.

A full day.

12 September: Designated day off. A successful new wrinkle for us.

Mid morning, I decide to pull out my printed copy of our Glacier preview- as much for entertainment as anything else.

After a quick skim, I decided, remarkably, we were right on schedule- knee and all. With that happy thought, I stretched back on our bed and looked out the window.

Digital Deja Vu all over again- times 10.

I was staring at the preview feature photo (to left)- perfectly framed.

When I swiped the photo off the web, little did I realize that the photographer had been kicking back on the bed in Room MG-50.

In the afternoon, I stopped by the boat office down by the dock, to inquire about rates and schedules. Two young hardcore types were holding down the fort. We got to talking about bears.

After I ran through a few stories and concerns, the second guy noted cynically:

“One out of four of us is going to die of heart disease. It’s far more dangerous not to go out and hike.”

He added with a smirk, “and as far as ‘Night of the Grizzlies’ goes, they left food out. The show never tells you that!”

13 September: Our last full day of hiking and Sharon’s 63rd birthday.

The choice came down to  Ptarmigan Lake/ Ptarmigan Tunnel or Piegan Pass. Ptarmigan had 550 feet more climbing, which was a minus. Piegan Pass is considered the equal to the Highline/Swiftcurrent Trail, which was a plus.

We decided on Piegan, the more adventurous alternative.

Once again, we’d have to hitch back along the Going-to-the-Sun Road. This time we’d get off at Siyeh Bend, 3 miles east of Logan Pass.

Just after dawn, when we arrived at the prime hitch hiking corner, we found it already occupied- by a young woman from Poland- heading home.

She had been working at the hotel for the season, which was now just about over.

After a brief and friendly conversation, Sharon and I started to walk down the road to the next open spot.

The young woman picked up her pack to follow with,

“But where’s your car?”

Maybe something had been lost in translation, but to my mind the far more likely explanation is that we really really didn’t look like hitch hikers. Easier to imagine a nonexistent car.

Our young friend was using two facing pages of her diary as her sign- on which she had written “Kalispell” in large letters- top to bottom. Clever.

We still have our twice-used “Logan Pass” sign as a memento, and she no doubt still has her’s- in sequence- in her diary.

She was picked up by a Native American in a working pickup truck. I have no doubt that the dream catcher hanging from his rear view mirror was the real deal.

We saw her again, 20 miles or so down the road- thumb out. We rolled by at 65 mph in a full car. Our ride, a young couple from Maryland, took us all the way to our trail head- straight shot.

Luck of the draw.

We were on the trail before 9:00 AM. Weather was looking good, my knee was feeling OK.

Our spirits were up.

Quiet trail though.

Once past the trailhead, we only saw 5 other people in the 10 miles and 7+ hours, before hitting Josephine Lake- 2 miles from Many Glacier Hotel.

We had a 4.5 mile 1720’ climb to Piegan Pass. See photo to the left for the last stretch.

Just above Sharon’s head, you can see the trail as a faint line sloping up to the pass.

It was in this stretch that we met 4 bighorn sheep coming down the trail- the rams in the header photo at the top of this page above.

At first I thought they were descending hikers, but when we got closer I realized they were animals.

When they were a couple of hundred feet away, I could get a sense of how big these beasts really were. At fifty feet, I started wondering who had the right of way.

At thirty feet, I decided we should move out of the way. As Sharon tried to climb the loose talus rock, I looked at the lead ram. He was watching closely.

Sharon was slipping and having a hard time.

With a twitch of his head, he led the other three up and around us.

We heard later from other hikers, that after passing us, this group of rams had a face-off with a Grizzly Sow and cubs lower on the trail. The Grizzly backed down.

At the pass, large boulders had been flipped over.

This Grizzley work looked  like the work of a small bulldozer.

The photo to the right was taken on the other side of Piegan Pass, looking back up.

Just as much bear sign down here- maybe more: Freshly clawed trees; fresh bear scat; grass pressed down, where bears had bedded down.

All-in-all a bit unnerving.

It’s interesting how the world works. On this trip, on this stretch, I discovered that my wife of over 30 years, knows lots of songs in both Spanish and German, and can recite the whole prologue to the Canterbury Tales in Middle English.

“Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour”

Curiously, perfect material for bear country.

We met one couple heading up, on our descent. They were young, fit and had great gear.

Somewhat self-consciously, the young woman remarked, “You can probably guess where we work.” It was then that I noticed all the Patagonia labels. We laughed.

She looked at Sharon and said, “Nano puff- full zip, volcanic blue 601.”  We all laughed again.

Another half hour down the trail, we heard this eerie yelling wafting across the canyon. I was concerned some folks were in trouble.

Sharon threw her head back and let out a howl. All was quiet.

“Coyotes. I did wolf. Coyotes don’t want wolves to know where they are.”

We arrived at Many Glacier before 4:00 PM. Plenty of time for a shower and a beer before dinner.

Relaxing in prime seats looking out over Swiftcurrent Lake, we placed our order and got to talking about the Piegan Pass Trail with our young waiter.

“I’m not going back there for a long, long time.”

Turned out he recently had had a most unnerving encounter with a Grizzly.

“When we came off Cataract Mountain, she was waiting for us. I emptied a full canister of bear spray in her face.”

I asked him if it was a bluff charge.

“Nah, I’ve been bluff-charged twice. This was the real deal. She was foaming at the mouth, ears back.”

I asked him where exactly this took place?

“Right above the waterfall, just above the trail, where you guys just came down.”

“Did you report the incident?”

“Yeah. But can you believe it? They didn’t even close the trail. Enjoy your beer.”

I did.

On my second round, I asked him what he had been doing up at Piegan.

“That day we did four peaks: 10- 12,000 feet total vertical, off trail.”

Pointing out the window, he added, “See those peaks (photo to the left), if weather is just right, there’s a route I think I can do, in a day, before I leave (in two weeks).

It will be a lot harder.”

Ah, youth.

Bears be damned.

14 September: After saying goodbye to Many Glacier Hotel, Sharon and I retraced our steps to Lake McDonald Lodge.

We hiked the short trail to Virginia Falls and St Mary Falls and the boardwalk trail along the Continental Divide to Hidden Lake Overlook.

On the boardwalk, we met another couple coming down. He asked, straight-faced, if I was from Hawaii, adding that he was- obvious given his facial structure/body-type.

I answered, “Nah, I’m wearing a Hawaiian shirt up here, because I’m on vacation. No one seems to get it.”

He answered, “I get it.”  We all laughed.

Sharon and I both left our hiking shoes in our waste basket at Lake McDonald Lodge. They had served well, but had reached the end of the line. Sharon’s shoes had split along the sides. My right heel had delaminated.

When we left our room for the last time, I made a mental salute.

Our shoes had served well.

1000+ miles in a year deserves some respect.

2010 Everglades

The Everglades 2010

Everglades City is a bit off the beaten track.

Naples it’s not. No glorious beaches. No high end restaurants. No valet parking.

With a population of 500±, “City” is a misnomer. Some have described the town as nothing more than a few marinas and boat ramps – and these were the good reviews.

Everglades City has been a commercial fishing village since the 1930s and bills itself as the “Stone Crab Capital of the World.”

When Meredith told one of her colleagues at NYU that she was going to Everglades City over the holidays for a vacation, the woman did a double take.

Her comment:

“My car broke down there once.”

I took the photo to the left outside our favorite restaurant.

This is the Camellia Street Grill’s only sign.

On our last day, Taavo took another photo from a slightly different perspective- including the VW, but also 40+ Vultures picking over a dumpster- just out of frame here.

A charming hand painted VW bug sign with vultures snacking in a dumpster. Business as usual in Everglade’s City.

And just for the record, stone crabs are most tasty- a delicacy best eaten fresh and cold with mustard sauce.

Stone crabs in a restaurant means claws.

Stone crabs are not killed after being trapped. Fishermen clip the claws, and then throw the stone crabs back. The claws grow back in 6 months or so.

A curious cycle and a metaphor of sorts for Everglades City.

As our guide put it, “Every 10 years, the Feds swing through and haul off every male in Everglades City over 18.”

Drug smuggling.

Sharon figures these guys do 5 years ± in prison. After another 5 years back home, they’re prime to be clipped again.

The running joke is- you know something’s up when you see a $10,000 house with a $50,000 pick-up truck parked out front.

On a recent overnight kayak outing from our Ivey House, the group was sitting silently in the dark, soaking up the mystery of the 10,000 islands, when right in front of them, out of the night, a water plane drops down, a boat slips up- and in a blink of an eye both are gone.

While Everglades City may be off the beaten track from a USA perspective, in a curious 21st century twist, its a destination for Europeans. Half the folks on our kayak trips were European, as were half the folks at breakfast at the Ivey House.

So what’s the draw for all these foreigners?

Everglades National Park and ecotourism. From one perspective Everglades City is the end of the road. From another its the northern, much less developed, gateway to Everglades National Park.

Everglades National Park at 1.5 million acres is the third largest national park in the lower 48 states, after Death Valley and Yellowstone. Its been designated a World Heritage Site, and an International Biosphere Reserve. Its the only subtropical preserve in North America, and the only ecosystem of its kind in the world.

In essence, the Everglades is a very wide, very shallow, very slow moving river. Its a sheet of water sliding slowly towards the Gulf of Mexico where it mixes with the salt water.

This mix, called brackish water, is where the magic takes place.

Most all of the fish and a big portion of the wildlife, especially the saltwater birds, do most of their breeding and feeding in this brackish water.

Although I had read all about the Everglades, I really didn’t get it until we got there, and even then it took a couple of days.

I was pleasantly surprised to find the water in Everglades to be crystal clear. I could look down out of the kayak and see the bottom.

Also for the most part, the Everglades are open and flat, flat flat. The Everglades is not a jungle. Its more like the Great Plains, but with mangroves, exotic birds and alligators.

And there’s water everywhere. Really.

On our third day we had a bit of time on our hands. I thought it would be a good time for short hike. Our local map showed trails taking off from the Visitor Center at Big Cypress National Reserve, just down the road.

So I stroll up to the counter and ask the ranger which trail would be nice and dry for a short hike.

She gives me this look and starts telling me about the boardwalks. I say we’ve done those, we just want a dry trail.

She shakes her head slowly- “This is the Everglades. There are no dry trails.” Trails in the Everglades are wet- by definition- at least at this time of year.

And this is not a bad thing.

Back to the beginning of this story.

We celebrated New Year’s Eve with Sharon’s Mom, Rosita, in Tampa.

As it turned out, we all had a great time.

See photo to the left.

We started with Belgian beer, transitioned to champagne and capped the night off with eggnog. I probably should have called it a night at Belgian beer.

On New Year’s Day we rolled out of bed, a bit worse for wear- speaking for myself.

Fortified with grits and eggs courtesy of Taavo and Sharon, we hit the road.

Three hours later we were checking in at the Ivey House in Everglades City. It was unseasonably cold (40s°F) and rainy. Some Swede’s were splashing around in the outdoor pool.

We ended up at the Ivey House, because it was the top rated Inn in Everglades City. It also didn’t hurt that they’ve been running their own eco-kayak tours for 30 years.

Given the weather, we decided to schedule our first kayak trip in the middle of the following day. Good decision. The rain cleared off.

The next day at 1:00 in the afternoon we were off for the Turner River. Our van held two Australians, three Germans, a couple from Fort Meyers, our guide and us.

We paddled for 3 hours or so, covering roughly 3 miles. First we headed up the gently winding river across some largish ponds through some sawgrass and into the edge of a bald cypress forest.

Gators were scarce, because of the cold temps, though we did pass one big guy up on the bank 40 feet ± away, mostly hidden.

Lots of birds though: anhingas, kingfishers, ospreys, moorhens and coots.

Woodstorks, Cigüeña Americanas, too. These birds are big. Rare, too.

We were all starting to get the hang of our tandem kayaks through trial and error.

I aspire to kayak lessons someday, so I’ll be better prepared. There were times when paddling in tandem felt almost effortless.

Such synchronicity pays big dividends. A lesson there.

Then there were times when Sharon and I seemed to be working at cross purposes.

Another lesson.

After the cypress forest, it was back and under Hwy 41- Photo to right – and on to the red mangrove tunnels.

Our water route gradually began closing in as we approached. At about 8 feet wide our guide pulled up and showed us how to pull our kayak paddles apart.

We stowed one half in our kayaks and used the other half to paddle canoe-style.

When things got really tight, we’d reach out and pull ourselves along using the mangrove branches.

Orchids and bromeliads were growing on the mangroves.

It would have been nice to see the orchids in bloom.

On the other hand, as our guide explained, if we wanted to come back in the right season for orchid flowers- summer- we’d have to wear a full body-bug suit with foam spacers.

No thanks.

Its pretty hard to tip a kayak over- especially the extra-wide models we were paddling. Hard, but not impossible.

On exiting the mangrove tunnels on the return leg, word filtered up that one of the Germans had taken the plunge. She was last in the single file. Nature was calling. She dropped back and apparently, all did not go according to plan.

To her credit, when she emerged from the tunnel- in boat- she was wet, but unbowed.

Our guide just shrugged, and muttered underneath his breath, “First of the year.”

There was something odd about the other American couple on our first day’s kayak trip.

They were nice enough. He was a classic Florida good old white boy around 50 – in good trim & over 6 feet, a hunter and fisherman; Owned his own air-boat; Drove a late model big American pickup truck. Am guessing though, not the sort typically found on an eco-kayaking trip.

She would be lucky to hit 5’- 4” in heels. 30s-ish; Darkish complexion; Short braided pigtails.

Privately Sharon and I referred to her as eco-girl.

The two were always holding hands. Even at trip orientation. Even in the shuttle van. That said, their banter could be peppery.

On the water they’d paddle like crazy in one direction and then another. Often disappearing for 5-10 minutes at a time.

The next morning on my second coffee, it hit me.

They were having an affair.

This was their private weekend. No one would know them in Everglades City.

I asked Sharon what she thought. Yep. I asked Taavo and Meredith. Yep & yep.

Taavo clinched it. He remembered the initial group orientation/ introductions where Doug was introduced as “William.”

“No. I’m Doug. William is only the name on the credit card.”

Moving on to alligators.

Taavo, Sharon and I had made our peace with Florida gators on the Hillsborough River, outside of Tampa.

The folks running our canoe trips said they have had no alligator problems- since they’ve been in business- decades.

Lots of gators on the Hillsborough too.

To me the gators felt like big, uninterested lizards. As we paddled by- nary a response.

Meredith had her real introduction outside the Visitor Center at Big Cypress National Reserve.

The three photos to the left tell the story.

As our  guide book put it though, it’s still smart to play it safe:

“Do not, under any circumstances, feed the alligators, even if it is entertaining. It teaches them bad habits. You don’t want to see an alligator get up and beg.”

Our second kayak trip- down Halfway Creek- was our most ambitious. Paddling-wise it was about the same as Turner River- a shade over 3 hours. The twist was that half would be in the dark.

And dark it was. No moon and overcast. Cold, too- 40s°F. We were all comfortable-ish.

Paddling kept us warm.

Meredith said she had on 6 shirts and two pairs of pants. She also borrowed a knit cap and gloves from Taavo.

The Photo to the right was just before dusk.

Dusk was the best. Birds were getting ready to settle down for the night.

First they had to have a wild rumpus. And a wild rumpus it was. Huge birds swarming like bats. Squawking up a storm.

In the fading light our guide passed out headlamps at the turn-around point. “Just don’t look anyone in the face. You’ll blind them.”

Five minutes later I looked around for our guide. I found- and blinded him. He just groaned a most-expressive groan. The trick for looking for someone is to look above them. I caught on eventually.

We had already tied glow-sticks to the front of our kayaks. And off we went back into the black.

For the first stretch, Sharon and I were right behind our guide who was setting a healthy pace.

This was a workout.

Waterways broke off right and left. And it was pitch black.

Hard to stay oriented, apparently even for guides.

After a bit, our guide told us to hold up while he reconnoitered.

He never admitted it, but Sharon and I could tell that he was lost, albeit briefly.

As we paddled on furiously through the night, our guide would point out alligators.  All we could see were their luminescent eyes- which seemed to glow as if lit up inside. Sharon says it was reflections off their retinas. In any case, a rather remarkable effect.

As we were checking out from the Ivey House the next morning. I asked about a fitting encore for the next trip, should there be a next time.

“An overnight kayak trip to the 10,000 islands.”

The Everglades proper is on the mainland. The 10,000 islands are uninhabited mangrove islands extending northward from the northwest corner of the Everglades. Close by to Everglades City and home to lots of birds, beautiful beaches, black starry nights, gorgeous sunsets and drug drops.

We can handle it.

I think.

2010 Ding Darling


In the fall of 2010, Sharon and I were sitting in our favorite Cambridge café down the hill, when the owner discretely asked if we could move a table over. No problem.

Another regular and his girlfriend needed our table. Both were blind and needed a bit more room for their service dogs.

We struck up a conversation. Curiously he was a kayaker/ fisherman and spent a big chunk of each year in the Tampa area. “As a computer programmer I can live where I want to.”

He knew Canoe Escapes, our favorite Tampa area Hillsborough river canoe/kayak rental company. I carry my Canoe Escapes VIP, “Very Important Paddler”, card every day in my wallet.

It humors me.

And besides with three more stamps, I’ll get a free rental.

Our friend noted that Canoe Escapes had recently changed ownership. He went boating regularly with a couple of Tampa Buccaneer pro-football players. The stories went on and on.

I started to get suspicious as each one-upped the one before.

His female companion was cute. 10:30 AM on a Saturday. Couples, the night after? Early in the relationship? Could be boasting time.

She was pretty, quiet, and a nice person.

Her dog was great too. She let us pet him. Not by the book for a service dog. We offered our bacon. She politely declined on behalf of Mr. Dog.

“Not healthy, though he loves it.”

You could tell by Mr. Dog’s body language that he was disappointed. He clearly understood the word “bacon”  and the offer.

Sharon and I made it through our Everglades stories. Our human male companion at the next table had one better at every turn.

Then we got to our last visit to Sanibel.

He scowled, “You must have a lot more money than me.”

I pointed out that rooms could be had at reasonable rates with care. To no avail.

Clearly I had struck a nerve. “You’d be better off at Honeymoon Island near Brandenton or Anna Maria Island North of Sanibel.” Maybe he considered Sanibel elitist or a tourist trap or simply had been trying to impress his girlfriend. Maybe just different tastes. Sharon and I never figured it out.

I thought of our blind outdoorsman friend 6 weeks later at Sanibel.

After popping the champagne, I sat back and looked out over the Gulf of Mexico.

Above, the clouds were starting turn pink with the arrival of evening. Palms framed the scene.

No people in sight. No cars. No street lights. No hustle. No bustle. Velvety quiet.

Our kind of place.

I had checked out Honeymoon Island and Anna Maria Island. We probably could have saved $50 a night.

But at a cost- crowds, traffic, big developments, and night sky light pollution. To each their own I guess.

To my mind our extra $100 was well spent.

One of my favorite Spanish slogans goes:

“No sabía divertirme, pero estoy tratando a aprender.”

“I didn’t know how to have fun, but I’m trying to learn.”

Score one for the home team.

****

Our working plan for the 2010 New Year’s holiday had been to return to Everglades City and do an overnight kayak trip to the 10,000 islands- after visiting Sharon’s Mom, Rosita, in Tampa. We had hoped that Taavo and his girlfriend Meredith would be able to join us.

It just wasn’t meant to be.

Meredith ended up spending the Xmas holidays with her parents, and her sister and her husband in Naples Florida. Taavo received an invite.

Between the two families we worked out a plan whereby Taavo could visit his grandmother in Tampa and still join the Gliddens in Naples. And Sharon and I could get a Tampa break and time for ourselves on Sanibel.

The key was that Naples is just down the road from Sanibel and both are an easy 3 hour drive from Tampa.

The plan worked like a charm.

All had a great time.

Naples has more millionaires per capita than any other city in the USA. Snowmaking machines are set up in the palm trees downtown, for Xmas. Naples is that kind of place.

The Gliddens were staying in a beautiful condo tower at water’s edge.

This December 29 photo of Taavo and Meredith to the right, sums Naples up pretty well.

After a fun lunch with the Gliddens in the heart of Naples, Sharon and I said our goodbyes and an hour later were checking in at the Seaside Inn on Sanibel Island. This is the same resort Sharon, Taavo, Meredith and I stayed at in 2009.

I had tried to find somewhere new, but my other choices were all booked. As it turned out, I doubt we could have done better.

Our room felt a bit like a tree house. We were up a floor, one of two, looking out over the Gulf. Back a bit, with two walls of windows and priced right.

We had two nights and one full day to ourselves.

I knew exactly what I wanted to do, and Sharon humored me. I wanted to walk Wildlife Drive in Ding Darling National Wildlife Refuge.

Sanibel has many charms including miles of beaches, great restaurants and world class shelling. That said, it’s the Ding Darling Wildlife Refuge which does it for me.

Ding Darling takes up nearly half of Sanibel Island. At 6,354 acres of preserved subtropical barrier island habitat, it is part of the largest undeveloped mangrove ecosystem in the country.

Wildlife Drive runs right through the heart of the mangrove ecosystem and is a birder’s paradise.

Its almost too easy. An embarrassment of riches: white ibis, egrets, herons, pelicans, cormorants, ospreys, anhingas, roseate spoonbills, eagles. Check, check and check.

There are so many beautiful exotic birds, so exposed, that Fridays the Refuge is closed, just to give the birds a day off from people. Truth-be-told, the birds don’t seem to care one way or the other.

On our last visit in 2009, my rhythm had been off.

I drove right by the Visitor’s Center hitting Wildlife Drive before I was oriented. As we drove along, I kept wondering when we’d get there. Eventually, I did figure out my conceptual failure, though it took a while.

We were there already. A many-faceted moral.

This time, I figured that by parking at the Visitor’s Center and then walking Wildlife Drive we couldn’t miss. Mostly true.

Unfortunately I had neglected to share my walking plan with Sharon, so she didn’t dress accordingly.

After 8 miles on the hardest of the hard-paved of rocky roads in clogs, Sharon said that this was far worse than 15 miles at Glacier. Every joint from her waist down hurt.

And I didn’t bring my hiking shoes either. That road was tough! Sharp-edged rocks up to 2” set in a tarmac base. Next time its going to be bikes.

Still we had a great time. Great birds. Great weather. Great Landscape. Great people watching.

There is a toll booth at the beginning of Wildlife Drive. Entrance fees vary: car, bike or pedestrian.

This was our first opportunity to try out Sharon’s new senior pass for Federal Recreational Lands.

We walk up to the window. Sharon flashes her pass. The woman nods.

So far so good. But will it cover me? After all we weren’t together in a car. I pop the question.

“Only if she claims you.”

The woman then turns to Sharon with her best cold bureaucratic look.

Without missing a beat, Sharon responds in kind, after the slightest of pauses, “I claim him.”

Even in the briefest of fleeting moments, volumes can be written. This marriage thing has its twists and turns- even after decades.

We laughed all around. Knowingly.

I could pass without forking over a buck. And I am still claimed.

It was only on this trip that I caught on to the irony, or incongruity, of Wildlife Drive.

There’s nothing subtle about it.

It’s a freeway running through the heart of a pristine mangrove ecosystem.

Convenient? Yes.

Environmentally sensitive? No, No and No.

The road doesn’t appear to serve any purpose other than accommodating bird voyeurism.

It doesn’t go anywhere, other than loop back to main island artery. And it looks new.

If this weren’t enough, for much of its 5 miles, there was no there there, when it was built. Tons and tons of fill had to be trucked in to lift the road above the shallow tidal waters.

As it turns out, not surprisingly, it wasn’t about the birds at all. It was about the mosquitos.

Wildlife Drive is an upgraded service road built on top of a series of dikes constructed in the 1960s in an ill conceived and misguided effort at mosquito control.  Today’s fantastic bird watching and paved eco-experience is just a happy twist of fate.

I think of the Drive as an extra-wide hiking/biking/driving path. Kind-of like the paved trails in National Parks, where there is so much traffic that paving is the right thing.

No harm, no foul. Nice when it works out.

Sharon and I were a mile or so in when we caught up with the tram tour. Borrowed photo to the left.

The guide had lots of interesting things to say.

We were free to listen in as we walked along. The tram rolled slowly, windows were open and the guide was sensitively amplified.

The guide pointed out an Eagles’ nest in the distance, Anhingas drying their wings, and a solitary Ibis waiting patiently for lunch.

I was impressed. This guide really knew his stuff. Nice professional manner too. I thought- maybe a PhD in the natural sciences. He talked like a kindly knowledgeable professor.

The tram rolled up to the Mangrove Overlook Boardwalk. Everyone piled out, as the talk continued. We mixed in.

Mangrove trees are curious life forms.

The Red Mangrove, photo to the right, has tall arching roots  called prop roots, that supply air to the underlying roots and provide support and stability.

They trap the mud and silt that flows with the tide, thus gradually increasing the soil around them.

Red Mangroves have a high salt tolerance and produce tons of leaf litter per year which benefit estuarine food chains.

The guide pointed out that there are three mangroves found in Florida: Red, Black and White.

The talk went on. I wandered off up the road as Sharon worked her way to the front of the group. I was soaking up some sun when Sharon caught up. Apparently she had been an active participant in the naturalist-led discussion. No surprise there.

As everyone was getting back on the tram, she had asked the guide where he was from. There was something about his accent. “Can you guess?”

I couldn’t.

“Brooklyn.”

Not to take anything away from Brooklyn, but a hotbed of naturalists it’s not.

The light went on.

This guide was likely a retiree living in the area picking up a few extra bucks: Nice guy and all, and masterful at the guide schtick, but probably no background in natural history- that had been my invention.

He was a grey-haired performance artist in khakis.

This was pretty much confirmed a short time later on the boardwalk through the shell mounds, when we came across a sign which read:

“There are four mangroves found in Florida: Red, Black, White and Buttonwood.”

I found the shell mounds poignant. At one time the Calusa Indians controlled most of south Florida.

They were a fierce and war-like people. They traveled in dug out canoes, wreaking havoc far and wide.

Even the Spanish had to be careful, in not anchoring too close to shore.

The Calusa depended on the sea for their food and tools.

The Calusa were gone by the late 1700s. Victims of disease, warfare and changing times.

All that is left are their garbage dumps, known as shell mounds.

The mounds on Wildlife Drive don’t look like much: shells scattered on the ground. The rest of the mounds- all shells- aren’t visible. They’re embedded in the ground.

Interesting metaphor.

It was also on this boardwalk through the shell mounds that I finally noticed and came to appreciate the gumbo-limbo tree. It is fast growing, tolerant of salt and calcareous soils and has a shiny red exfoliating bark.

In South Florida, the gumbo-limbo is known as the tourist tree because of its red, flaking skin. Photo to the left with my new-found friend.

Haitians purportedly make drums from the trunk of the gumbo-limbo. A resin obtained from the trunk and bark is called chibou, cachibou or gomart in the West Indies, and is used to make glue, varnish, water repellent coatings and incense.

But it’s the name that I love most of all.

“Gumbo-Limbo.”

After the shell mounds, we turned around and headed back, walking against traffic. Wildlife Drive is one way for all but pedestrians. Traffic was light, but every now and then we’d hit an impatient and frustrated driver rolling his or her eyes at the slow pace on the Drive.

I recognized the look. It was me last time around. I repeated to myself, “Slow down. You’re there already.” I’d look out across the reserve. Shadows were getting long. The water was quiet. The birds were getting ready to call it a day.

Time to wrap this one up.

I’m going to skip the story about the coolest bird in Ding Darling. Suffice it to say that if you want to impress the birders, just mention the Mangrove Cuckoo.

I’m also going to skip the story about the birder with the biggest and lightest lens. Suffice it to say that cameras are a big deal on Wildlife Drive.

We were back at our car by 4:30 PM. Next stop dinner. I suggested stopping somewhere convenient on the way back to the Seaside Inn.

Sharon lobbied for the Lighthouse Cafe. Not as convenient, but our favorite from our last trip.

I resisted for a few minutes, but to my credit, I came around.

The food and service was as good as we had remembered. Quiet too. The evening crowd hadn’t arrived.

As I was paying our bill, I told the young woman about our day and how happy I was that we had driven the extra mile to get to this restaurant. Our classy take-home desserts were on the counter.

I explained that I had a special bottle of Champagne cooling which would be the perfect complement.

Sharon and I were going to watch the night roll-in from our deck and toast the end of the day in style.

“What you need are some strawberries for the Champagne. I can get you some from the kitchen.”

I started off with my usual response, “Nah, don’t bother.”

Then I slowed down and thought again. “Yeah, that’s a great idea.”

She laughed and headed off to the kitchen.

2009 Yosemite

The last time I saw Yosemite was 1972. I was in college in Stockton California- only a few hours drive away. For some curious reason it took 37 years to make it back to the park. I loved the Park then, and it turns out, not surprisingly, I still do.

Growing up in the SF Bay area, my Mom and I visited many times when I was little. I still treasure those memories. Even diving down to flip on the extra gas tank on our VW, while winding up Tioga Pass.

In High School, I hitchhiked to Tuolumne and hiked down to the valley solo. I envisioned a journey of self-discovery. What I got was a bear and a rattlesnake.

No harm, no foul. They didn’t bother with me- for which I’m still grateful- and I didn’t bother them. When it came down to it, the 3 day hike itself was just a hike, though on the lonely side. A moral there.

I made several trips to Yosemite in my college years. I remember the spontaneity of youth- skinny dipping in the Merced River and hiking falls by moonlight.

This trip was a bit different- as befits the near elderly. No sleeping bags or campsites this time around. It was clean sheets and good food all the way. And we had a 10 day plan- in 4 parts.

First up was South Yosemite- Wawona, the Mariposa Sequoia Grove and Glacier Point. Then came Yosemite Valley, with its glories and crowds. As a counterpoint, followed Tuolumne Meadows, which at 8600 feet is the gateway to Yosemite’s High Sierra. As a final act, Sharon and I came back to Yosemite Valley for a night at the fabled Ahwahnee Hotel where we celebrated our 31st wedding anniversary.

Our good friends Susan and David joined us in Yosemite Valley and Tuolumne Meadows.

I am happy to report that there is something to be said for the wisdom of acquired years and $$$$ well spent. This was my best Yosemite trip ever.

South Yosemite

South Yosemite is a bit off the beaten track as these things go. I must admit that when we pulled up to the hotel, I had misgivings. I suppose it was the golf course and the pool. My first impression was:

“Tourist Trap.”

Once we got inside, those fears evaporated. The historic Wawona Hotel, built in 1872, oozed Victorian charm. Wawona staff were suitably laid back and friendly. As the lady cleaning our room enthused,”Wawona is great. You can have the valley crowds. This is so much more relaxed.”

With that we dropped our bags and rushed off to catch the shuttle to Mariposa Grove, 6 miles down the road.

The Mariposa Grove has over 500 giant sequoias spread over 250 acres. The most famous is the 2,700 year old Grizzly Giant, over 20 stories high with a base 96 feet around. Mass-wise, it’s the fifth largest organism on the planet.

None of my pictures do the Grizzly Giant justice. Scale is hard to capture. We did make it up to the site of Galen Clark’s cabin though, and here the sheer size of these Sequoias can’t be missed. Photo to the right.

These are really big trees.

As we were riding in on the shuttle, the driver announced that the last shuttle out left at 6:00PM. As he put it, “You don’t want to miss it. If you do, I can pick you up at 9:00-AM-tomorrow.” Yuk, yuk.

I checked my watch- pushing 3:30PM. Plenty of time.

We figured we’d just stroll up the 4 mile loop a bit and then turn around when time warranted. I suppose, in hindsight, the scenario as played out, was entirely predictable.

At each famous tree we figured we had time for one more. After the Grizzley Giant came the California Tunnel Tree, followed by the Faithful Couple and then the Clothespin Tree. Finally we reached the log cabin, where we lingered about 3 minutes before high-tailing it back down.

We caught the 5:30 shuttle, dusty and out of breath, having hiked the full loop with its 1000 vertical foot climb and descent.

By 6:30 we were sitting in the Wawona dining room, showered and refreshed. Over dinner, we decided to hike Glacier Point the next day- on our way to Yosemite Valley. Good decision.

One hike in particular caught our eye- the Sentinel Dome/ Taft Point Loop. Although the Dome tops out at 8122 feet, the trailhead starts at 7600 feet. The loop itself looked to be 5.5 miles±. It looked just right for a second day- and it was.

The bonus was that large sections of the trail were along the top of cliffs dropping away to Yosemite Valley 3500 feet below.

Remarkable views. I do fine as long as I’m not too close to the edge.

Beforehand, just looking at pictures of Taft Point gave me vertigo. When we got there, it was indeed the real deal. 3500 feet straight down. Sharon didn’t seem at all concerned. See the photo to the left.

I was far more timid, edging up to the edge.

The next day when I was describing our Taft Point experience to David, he told me of the memorable time, many years gone by, when the Yosemite search and rescue team he was studying decided he should prove his job commitment by dangling off Taft Point on ropes.

After all this was their world. If he wanted in, even intellectually, he had to ante up. David did the deed. As he put it, “What choice did I have.” A guy thing. Kudos.

Yosemite Valley

I’ve had a chip on my shoulder about Yosemite Valley for as long as I can remember. Sure its got three thousand foot towering cliffs and sparkling granite domes and a picture-perfect layout. It’s also home to four of the world’s ten tallest waterfalls.

But Yosemite Valley’s also got the crowds that go with such world class scenery.

After our Sentinel Dome/ Taft Point Loop, Sharon and I drove down to the valley and checked into the Yosemite Valley Lodge- late afternoon. David and Susan were already up from Berkeley.

After settling into our room, we all went looking for food. First stop was the Food Court. We all ventured in, but I turned on my heels, Food Court- Bah. While David, Susan and Sharon poked around, I sat outside.

We knocked around the Valley’s food establishments before settling on an adequate grill a couple of miles away.

After a night’s rest, Sharon and I, headed over to that very same Food Court for breakfast. Curiously in the morning light everything was great. Fresh, well-cooked food, entertaining folks behind the counters and that very early morning crowd seemed just right- a happy balance of park employees and hardcore hikers.

I don’t know if it was the water, the coffee, the bed, or just Yosemite magic, but the chip on my shoulder was gone. The Food Court became one of my favorite places- and Yosemite Valley too.

After breakfast, we jumped on the shuttle to Happy Isles, the shuttle stop for the Mist Trail. The Mist Trail is reputedly the most popular trail in the valley. For good reason. It includes two waterfalls- 317-foot Vernal Fall and 594-foot Nevada Fall.

During Spring melt, the trail is drenched in mist from the falls. Mid-September, the trail was dry. We were happy to have any water at all. Yosemite Falls and Bridalveil Fall were both dry.

The picture to the right was taken the day before from Glacier Point. Both Falls on our trail are visible. We came up the left side and down on the right. The total hike was on the order of 6.5 miles and 2000 feet vertical.

All did fine. It is pretty steep going up. Going back down on the horse trail was a saving grace. It was longer, but less steep which translated into far fewer stairs- and less pounding on the knees.

On the way up we soon settled into our comfortable order- David #1, Susan #2, Sharon #3 with yours truly bringing up the rear.

As the last, I could linger taking pictures and chat comfortably with folks on the trail.

Sharon claims I must have had a personality transplant sometime in this last few years. Chatting? Out of character not that long ago. Personally, I think its the Latin influence. In any case, folks out and about in interesting places, not surprisingly, tend to be interesting.

We were on the trail relatively early- before 9:00AM. I struck up a conversation with a 50ish fellow heading back down. Question: “So when did you start out?” Answer: “2:00AM [pause] I did Half Dome.”

This was around 11:00AM.

Half Dome is the most fabled hike in the Park. Round trip is 17 miles with an elevation gain/descent of 4,800 feet. Strong hikers can make it in 12 hours.

This guy was on track to do it in 10. Mild-mannered guy too. Suspect near-elderly extreme hikers tend to come in this flavor.

The pic to the right is on our way up the last stretch to the top of Nevada Fall.

The next day was an official day off. Each couple went their own way. Sharon and I decided to hike on the valley floor. I suppose it was predictable, but one trail led into another and when all was accounted for we had racked up another 10+miles.

Twice our trails were closed due to recent rockfall activity. The first time was behind Mirror Lake- better described as Mirror Meadow at this time of the year.

Since we had come this far, we at least wanted to see the havoc and destruction- so we ducked the barricade and walked on.

The rockfall was impressive- big trees snapped like toothpicks. The trail was long gone. After suitable contemplation we turned around.

Later we read that this event registered on seismometers around California as a magnitude 2.5 earthquake.

Behind the Ahwahnee Hotel we came upon our second trail closing though, at first we didn’t know it was due to a rockfall.

Yellow tape with “Police Line Do Not Cross” printed in large letters was stretched across the trail. We weren’t about to wander through a crime scene. Then, on the ground, Sharon noticed a rock fall warning sign which had fallen down. Particulars read, “On August 26, 2009, approximately 3,200 tons of granite fell from the cliff behind The Ahwahnee. No additional rockfalls have occurred in this area since August 26; however, be aware that rockfalls can occur at anytime.”

That sounded pretty generic. We scampered across the 75 feet to the next yellow tape stretched across the trail- without incident.

That night I was sitting on a stool in the Yosemite Lodge Sports Bar nursing a beer while watching the New England Patriots barely pull out a win, when the guy sitting next to me turns and says,”Did you hear that BOOM this afternoon? We heard it from across the valley. Another rockfall behind the Ahwahnee.”

2 hours after we’d sauntered through.

Tuolumne Meadows

The next day we drove up the Tioga Road to Tuolumne Meadows, which at 8600 feet is the gateway to Yosemite’s High Sierra.

I have to admit that when making Yosemite reservations, Tuolumne Meadows’ Lodge had me at- “tent cabins with wood stoves.”

Apparently I wasn’t the only one so enamored. Back in December 2008 when I was trying to work out this trip’s logistics, the first three night block available was mid-September, the last week of the 2009 season.

We grabbed the reservation and organized the rest of the trip from there.

Just to be sure I called from Berkeley, before our drive over to Yosemite. Yes our tent cabin would have sheets and blankets, and firewood was provided too.

Nights were cold- low 30s. As luck would have it our cabin was the closest to the wood storage. While others grumbled about running out of wood, we simply helped ourselves. Our tent was toasty all night- every night, thanks to an endless supply of wood, a great little stove and a light-sleeping, firebug of a wife.

Bears are taken very seriously in Tuolumne. All food and scented items such as toothpaste must be kept in bear bins- Not in the car, not in the tent.

I wasn’t sure what a bear bin was before this trip. I know now.

A bear bin, at least at Tuolumne, is a front loading steel-plate box 33” deep x 45” wide x 18” tall. At Tuolumne Lodge, the bear bins are lined up along one side of the parking lot and shared communally- no locks allowed. They look easy enough to open, but are curiously counter-intuitive.

And the two step latch can stick before fully engaging.

This is not lost on the bears, who apparently run down the string of lockers giving each a good bang. Stuck latches pop open- and a bear party ensues. As to how bears get into cars, the joke goes, “They use the keyless entry system.”

They tear the door off.

We had no bear encounters. Not that Sharon wasn’t ready. Every day she wore her bear whistle. She was also packing a laser pointer. I never got the full explanation behind that one, but I have not doubt that there’s a story there.

After we had checked in at Tuolumne, found our tent and figured out the bear bins, Sharon and I struck out for Lembert Dome (photo above) and Dog Lake. 6 miles and another 1000 vertical feet later, we were back- another hike in the bag.

While Sharon unpacked, I headed for the Lodge and a beer well earned. The Lodge was also a charming hybrid-tent structure.

In a curious and most welcome twist, powers-that-be in Yosemite fix beer prices. The Lodge reception area is considered a store and as such a cold Anchor Steam is pegged at $1.67.

The folks behind the desk will even open the bottle for you.

This write-up is getting pretty long, so I’m going to skip over the details of our next day at Mono Lake, a short drive down the far side of the Sierras.

Mono Lake is an alkaline Lake in the desert to the east of Yosemite. Rather remarkable country and a favorite of David and Susan’s. The tufa towers were grand. My favorite photo is Sharon tasting kutsavi, a Mono Indian delicacy. Call it what you may. It’s still alkali fly larvae to me.

Our last full day of hiking was 20 Lake’s Basin outside Yosemite to the east, which hand’s down was our longest and highest hike at over 12+ miles above 10,000 feet. We even did a bit off-trail which earned us a bit of respect at the lodge.

When we were heading out of Boston at 6:00 AM or so, I pulled out my Yosemite hiking guide at the JetBlue gate to pass some time, before we boarded.

Next thing I know, this wiry 30s-ish guy jumps over next to me. “Are you going hiking in Yosemite?

We are too!”

He was clearly a reserved guy, articulate and thoughtful, likely not the sort to enthusiastically chat up strangers at airline gates at 6:00AM. All became clear with the backstory.

Honeymoon.

He and his is wife of two days, also a naturalist from Western Massachusetts, were celebrating with 5 days of hiking in remote Yosemite. She was glowing too- and at 6:00 AM.

Wished them the best as we boarded, figuring chances of another meeting were remote at best given our itineraries and the size of Yosemite.

8 days later, Sharon and I were just sitting down to dinner in Tuolumne Lodge’s Dining Room, when who should be sitting at the next table- The Newlyweds.

And I thought they were happy before. The glow factor had cranked up several notches.

He confided out of earshot of his wife, “I missed our one week anniversary.” I answered, “I suspect you’ll have a few more (weekly anniversaries) when you can make it up to her.” We both laughed.

Although the road for a happy marriage can be long and twisted, I’ll give these two far better than even odds.

David and Susan headed back to Berkeley, a day before us.

Next up for Sharon and me was the Ahwahnee Hotel in Yosemite Valley, and our 31st wedding anniversary. Time has a way of slipping away. Personally, I find it rather curious that I’ve been married this long. Seems like no time at all.

The Ahwahnee

Lots of good things have been written about the Ahwahnee. Many consider it the finest lodge in America.

I’m not going to argue, though it might take a few more trips to be sure.

The Ahwahnee experience doesn’t come cheap however. Kind of like lighting a match to a very, very large pile of ten dollar bills.

In itself this is not necessarily a bad thing- if there’s value and the occasion warrants.

The value was in the fun, and the occasion warranted. If not on your 31st wedding anniversary, then when?

Sharon and I have neglected years of anniversaries. As I look at it, we now have carte blanche to make up for lost time. Maybe this is a rationalization, but it’s my rationalization and I’m sticking to it.

If its going to be saltines in the rest home. So be it.

We arrived at the Ahwahnee, dusty and tired, having logged another 5+ miles of steep hiking in the Tuolumne and Merced Sequoia Groves after our drive down from Tuolumne Meadows. We were dragging our sorry selves through the Ahwahnee Porte Cochere, packs, tattered grocery bags and all, when three brand new red Ferrari’s pull up- polished and dust free.

Three drivers get out, strut around, then toss keys to the valet parking guys one after another. Driver #1 looks like an Italian male model, leather jacket, ferrari emblems and all. #2 looked like he wanted to be #1, though had passed his prime. #3 had brought his wife and had come to terms that he would never look like #1.

Just another day at the Ahwahnee.

Very entertaining. Even when you’re dusty, dirty and trail-tired.

While dinner at the Ahwahnee was great, breakfast was my favorite.

At dinner, we were seated away from the windows, back towards the serving stations.

I politely asked how one moves up, say into that most exquisite alcove at the end of the grand dining room?

The predictable answer was: “You have to ask. And it wouldn’t hurt if you said it was your anniversary.”

I can learn. At breakfast, I led off with, “Can we have a window, and its our anniversary.”

That little head in the alcove on the left next to the window is Sharon.

We talked about coming back to Yosemite in July of 2011 at the height of the wildflower season with all the waterfalls at their peak. Such reservations need to be made one year in advance- July 2010.

Not too far off.