2012 Cuzco Peru

The plan was to spend 5 days before our trek and one full day after, in Cuzco.

Good plan.

We needed every minute.

Beforehand to acclimatize to the altitude and explore.

Afterwards to regroup.

Altitude

On hearing that Sharon and I were going to spend my 61st birthday trekking over a 15,000 + foot pass in the Andes, a physician friend noted, only half in jest:

“Hypobaropathy (altitude sickness) is not a fun way to go!”

I didn’t ask for details, though I did hear him.

We contacted our health care provider and were scheduled for a group travel session.

A 70 year old retired librarian sat next to us. He was headed to Everest Base Camp at 17,598 ft.

I felt better immediately. Curious how the mind works.

Those of us headed to higher altitudes were told to acclimatize for several days, drink plenty of liquids and take Diamox.

We followed this advice with one refinement.

The liquid we drank by the gallon was coca tea- the Peruvian remedy for altitude sickness- and just about everything else.

Overall we did pretty well with the altitude, especially for 60-somethings.

Not everyone is so lucky.

Hotel Andenes al Cielo

The morning we arrived at Hotel Andenes al Cielo in Cuzco, I spotted an oxygen tank in the lobby.

I made a mental note to ask whether it’s ever used.

The next pass through the lobby provided the answer.

A far younger guy than us was strapped in.

And he didn’t look happy.

We were happy enough, though we did totter and drag a bit the first couple of days.

Hotel Andenes was everything we had hoped: small (15 rooms), friendly, and located in the historic artisan’s district of San Blas. The hotel had been a private residence for the last couple of hundred years.

See Sharon on our balcony?

Five years ago it was rebuilt top to bottom and reborn as a hotel.

The photo to the right was taken from the rooftop terrace on our first day.

The hotel is organized around a central courtyard. All rooms, but two open only onto the courtyard.

Our room (207) was one of the two that also overlook the street. The good news was that we felt connected to the city. The bad news was that we felt connected to the city.

We also had our own balcony, which we soon discovered was the place to throw flowers onto passing processions.

Our Lady of Sorrows (Virgen de Dolores)

We arrived in Cuzco during Easter Week, or “Semana Santa.”

We had hoped to catch the great procession, featuring Taytacha Temblores, the Black Lord of Earthquakes, but we missed it by 3 days.

We weren’t shortchanged on processions though. We had the front row for the Virgen de Dolores.

We had just returned from dinner, and stepped out onto our balcony, when we noticed the senorita from the front desk, out in the street waving frantically at us- with both arms.

Did we mind some visitors?

Not at all.

Thus we met Emperatriz.

She had grown up in the home where Hotel Andenes now stood, as had her parents.

Her grandparents had purchased the property.

She had given birth to her daughter in our room.

She had come back this night with her family to pay respects to  the Virgen de Dolores as she passed by.

Emperatriz is holding the white bag filled with flowers in the photo to the right.

Sharon and Emperatriz hit off right away. Kind of like long lost Spanish family.

In short order the procession was approaching.

The Virgen stopped right under our balcony. Emperatriz was crying.

The band was playing.

I remember the soft cool feel of the flowers as I reached into the bag and how the red flowers floated down in the evening light towards the Virgen.

Then it was over.

The procession moved along down the street.

We asked Emperatriz about our room. How much was as she knew it?

The rawhide lashed natural treetrunk trusswork? The masonry fireplace? The the wood plank flooring?

She almost rolled her eyes. And then answered simply,

“The walls”

The street wall and wall to the courtyard are probably all that is left of her family home.

And substantial walls they are. Probably almost two feet thick.

Emperatriz added an interesting story about the little water pool in the courtyard. It’s not a recirculating ornamental feature, as I had thought.

When she lived here, the pool, and the opening into the hill, were bigger. One day her daughter swam back in- and found an original Incan canal.

Cuzco is like that. A 21st century veneer over a Spanish colonial past, which in turn overlays native Incan roots.

Literally and figuratively.

Walking Cuzco

Hotel Andenes al Cielo is only a few blocks from the Plaza de Armas, the center of Cusco today, and in Inca times. The plaza was a favorite destination. Typically our walks passed through the plaza and then off in ever-expanding circles.

We had two favorite routes to the Plaza de Armas.

The most straightforward was down a half block to Hatun Rumiyuc and then over to where this pedestrian way picks up Calle Triunfo into the plaza.

Hatun Rumiyuc is famous for the 12-angled stone in an original Incan wall.

Before our first pass, I wondered whether I’d be able to spot the stone.

Then the thought twinkled. There will probably be a crowd.

Sure enough, the stone was more than obvious.

It was right next to the guy dressed up like an Incan King, and right where all the cameras were focused, when we pushed our way though the other tourists.

Today these stones are all that remains of the palace of Inca Roca, the sixth ruler of the Incas. The Spanish knocked the rest of his palace down, before building a new palace- Spanish style- on top, for the first bishop of Cuzco.

Today this building, known as the Archbishop’s palace, is a museum of Catholic religious art. The image of the 12-angled stone has been adopted by Cusqueña Beer.

Our other route to Plaza de Armas is a bit less travelled: up a 1/4 block to Siete Culebras, through this narrow alleyway, across the Plaza of  the Nazarenas and then down Cuesta del Almirante.

Siete Culebras to the right.

The alley was laid out by the Inca so that on the June Solstice, the sun shines directly through the alley.

“Siete Culebras” translates as “seven serpents.”

We wondered where were the snakes were. Next time through we paid closer attention.

Sure enough carved into the Incan walls were snakes, but there were a lot more than seven.

It turns out that these walls, were originally part of an Incan school, Yachaywasi or house of knowledge.

The Spanish knocked most of the school down and built a palace which in turn was eventually remodeled into a convent.

The convent is gone today.  Soon the property will reopen as another very high-end Orient-Express hotel to be known as Palacio Nazarenas.

We’re not sure anyone today knows why the serpents were originally carved into the wall.

Siete Culebras opens onto the small Plaza of the Nazarenas, notable for the Pre-Columbian Museum and Hotel Monasterio.

Hotel Monasterio is Cusco’s finest, a former monastery dating from 1595. When Palacio Nazarenas opens, it will be the sister property to Hotel Monasterio.

The monastery for which the hotel is named, was built on the site of the palace of Inca Amaru Qhala.

Today Hotel Monasterio, is an international five-star hotel, complete with Michelin-starred chef and oxygen-enriched air in the rooms.

Cuesta del Almirante starts on the other side of the Plaza of  the Nazarenas.

In 2 1/2 blocks it’s Plaza de Armas: center of Cuzco today, and in Incan times.

By-the-way, all our postcards came from the first store on the right.

We stumbled in on a quest to find two postcards: The Last Supper (painting in the Cuzco Cathedral) and an image  featuring Taytacha Temblores, the Black Lord of Earthquakes (also in the Cuzco Cathedral).

The woman who ran this store had one and eventually tracked down the second.

The Last Supper (1753), Ultima Cena, was painted by Marcos Zapata, a Peruvian Quechua painter born in Cuzco, he was taught by the Spanish to paint Catholic works.

Zapata introduced native elements from Peru into his paintings.

Such as Guinea Pig as the main course for the last supper.

Detail to the right from our prize postcard.

The Apostles are also shown drinking chicha.

The Inca used chicha for ritual purposes and consumed it in vast quantities during religious festivals.

Some say Zapata painted Judas (looking back over his shoulder with a money bag under the table) with the face of Francisco Pizarro, the Spanish conquistador who captured and murdered the Inca Emperor, Atahualpa.

I’m inclined to agree.

The portrait to the left of Pizarro, sure looks like Zapata’s Judas.

For Pizarro, it was all about the gold. Pizarro was a Judas-type character, conquering the Incas with a combination of superior weaponry, broken promises and treachery.

Kudos, Senor Zapata. We get it. Even 259 years later.

The Cathedral dominates the Plaza de Armas.

It’s actually so big that it’s hard to photograph.

The borrowed photo to the right does a good job of giving a sense of the place.

Entrance to the Cathedral is 25 soles, or roughly $8.00, unless you arrive before 10:00 AM, in which case it’s free.

We arrived at 8:00 AM along with many of the congregation.

I headed right for the “The Last Supper” in the back. Yep, it looks just like the postcard, and it’s a big painting. No mistaking the guinea pig.

Curiously there is no one big space inside the Cathedral. Instead it is broken up into many worship areas, each focused on particular religious figures. I suspect this is how the locals view the world.

The Cathedral is built on the foundations of the Inca palace of Viracocha. Most of the stones for the building were taken from Saqsaywaman, an Inca structure located in the hills above Cuzco.

Saqsaywaman, or “sexy woman”, itself is famous. Rightly so.

Perdido en Peru (Lost in Peru)

Our guidebook suggested a 5 mile hike that visited 5 Inca sites and culminated in Saqsaywaman, the most glamorous. On our fourth day in Cuzco, we gave it a shot.

The 5 miles is one way. One can choose up or down. We chose down.

We caught a taxi from our hotel to Tambomachay, the furthest site and hiked back.

Our cab driver, was Isaac, the same guy who had picked us up at the airport.

I expected him to take the main road up and out of Cuzco, but he had his own shortcut- back and forth up through local neighborhoods in the hills above Cuzco.

These neighborhoods reminded me of the Berkeley hills, but entirely third world.

We noticed a lot of blue tarps stretched out over the ground in the steep yards. Isaac explained that they are used to try to minimize land slides.

Isaac dropped us off in the parking lot for Tambomachay. We were on our own.

We had our tickets punched at the office and hiked on up.

Tambomachay is all about water. It consists of a spring leading to a series of aqueducts, canals and waterfalls or fountains that run through terraced rocks.

The stonework is high quality with four large outward-facing niches. Clues that this was an important shrine for the Incas.

Nice place with presence.

Sharon decided she wanted to explore a viewpoint. We were feeling the altitude at 12,450 feet as we slowly climbed. Benches for tourists were located every 30 feet or so.

Near the top of the long straight run, a bored young local girl was selling bottled water.  We politely passed. No one else was in sight. We must have been between tour buses.

Our next site was Puca Pucara, or “Red Fort” in Quechua.

Puca Pucara wasn’t far from Tambomachay.

Just down and across the main road.

So far so good.

They said the trail signage was good, but signs were few and far between.

Peru is no Switzerland.

We left Puca Pucara walking down the main road per guidebook. After a suitable distance it seemed we should leave the road. No signs.

Some locals told Sharon, in Spanish, that we were more or less on the right track and that we could just follow the dirt road around the back of the village.

And the back of the village it was.

It was Easter Sunday and folks were out and around, working on fences and so forth.

We hit a fork in the trail. I thought we should follow the stream down to the left.

I was wrong. Another local pointed us in the right direction. Straight ahead. Along the beaten path.

In another half hour or so we caught up to a group of Europeans scratching their heads.

Which way to go?

I had learned my lesson. Or so I thought. Take the beaten path.

A local family passed us on the well worn route.

Sharon and I followed them. The Europeans followed us.

It soon became clear everyone was lost.

Sharon called out to the locals, “Perdido en Peru.” They laughed and nodded.

Thus we missed the Temple of the Moon, but did visit some obscure rock outcroppings.

After some rather steep cross country trekking Sharon and I were back on route for Salapunco, the next Inca archeological site. Salapunco is a giant limestone boulder.

From Salapunco we headed down to Quenko, another natural rock formation and one of the largest holy places in the Cusco area. It is believed to be a place where sacrifices and mummification took place.

Although smaller than Salapunco, there is a focus and density to Quenko missing from Salapunco.

“Quenko” translates as “zigzag” or “labyrinth.”

Inside is a tunnel leading through the rock complete with carved altars and seats.

As we approached, who should be there but the Europeans from our lost episode.

A woman looked up and smiled,

“What took you so long?”

I answered,

“We took another shortcut”

Laughs all around.

Next up was Saqsaywaman.

As Sharon and I wandered down the road, I was reminded of Tilden Park atop the Berkeley Hills.

Rolling hills with eucalyptus trees.

Once again, there were no trail signs, but I figured that given how big Saqsaywaman is, we couldn’t miss it.

I was right- this time.

As we got closer, lots of locals were out and around.

After all it was Easter Sunday.

Our guidebook’s description of Saqsaywaman:

“The site itself is one of the most impressive stone monuments left standing in the world, and is awe-inspiring in its stature and form. Enormous stone blocks stand solemnly in three tiers of zigzag walls that stretch 360 metres (1181 feet)..”

Remarkable place. That stone next to Sharon is one of the largest, likely weighing in at upwards of 300 tons.

As much as we might have liked to linger, we didn’t. An afternoon thunderstorm was building. As the first drops started to fall followed by rolling thunder, we hightailed it down to Cuzco.

In 15 minutes or so we were back in the city.

Streets were steep as we worked our way down, but soon we were on familiar turf. In less than 30 minutes, we were knocking on the door of our hotel.

A quick wash and brief rest later, it was time for another most-tasty dinner.

Peruvian Food

Peruvian food may not be to everyone’s taste, but we loved it.

Traditional cooking practices and native ingredients are combined with influences from Spain, China, Italy, West Africa and Japan. For native ingredients, Peru pretty much has it all from fresh seafood to jungle fruit, with over 2,000 indigenous potatoes, native chili peppers and local meats such as alpaca and guinea pig.

Recently Peruvian food has become quite fashionable among the gastronomistas. Thanks in no small part to celebrity chefs.

Probably the best known is Gastón Acurio Jaramillo, the only son of a career Peruvian politician. Gastón was expected to succeed his father into politics. Dutifully he headed to Europe to study.

As things turned out, he ended up at the Cordon Bleu instead of finishing law school. The rest is history.

Today he is probably the most famous Peruvian and considered by many to be one of the most visionary chefs in the world.

He and his German wife Astrid run a string of restaurants from Lima to New York City.

His Cuzco venue is known as Chi Cha. This restaurant is dedicated to Acurio’s reinterpretation of traditional Andean dishes.

Before we left we had a chance to look over the menu on the internet, we suspected the food would be fantastic.

We were right.

“No solo es estupendo, es fantastico.”

“Not only was it stupendous, it was fantastic.”

As suspected, Chi Cha turned out to be our favorite restaurant.

Sharon and I have had a running joke for years about becoming little old people. We live close to Harvard University and as we walk the neighborhood, the kids just seem to get taller and taller. Same proportions, just sized up.

As we walk the river, we’ll see a young woman approaching. She looks normal enough until we pass.

We look up and realize that she seems well over 6 feet.

What’s going on? Could it be that we’re shrinking?

Walking the streets of Cusco, had the opposite effect. We’d look over the heads of many locals. We enjoyed feeling tall.

At our pre-trek meeting, we were struck by a couple things.

We were the oldest- as expected.

Just about everyone else was in their 50s- with the exception of a couple in their 30s.

Also by and large, this group of 10 other Norte Americanos was really tall.

As Sharon (5′-2″) put it:

“I felt like my shoulders only came up to their belts.”

Maybe we’re shrinking after all.

2012 1a Pre Peru

Concept

In April, we’re off to Peru to trek in the Andes.

We will stay in Cuzco in southeastern Peru for 5 days both to acclimatize to the altitude and explore.

Cuzco is 11,200 ft above sea level. Our trek will go up from there.

Our hotel in Cuzco offers oxygen for altitude acclimation. Our trek group carries oxygen as well.

Cuzco looks both fun and interesting. Cusco was the historic capital of the Inca Empire and is a UNESCO world heritage site.

Then we are off on a one-way 6 day trek, lodge-to-lodge, to Machu Picchu.  We will be part of a 10 to 12 person trekking group with a guide.

A first for us.

Our trek is being run by Mountain Lodges of Peru. MLP is a bit high-end compared to what we’re used to. But hey. They built the lodges and if you want to trek to Machu Picchu and sleep between sheets, there’s no alternative.

Sharon vetoed camping long ago.

Conceptually our trek lodging is a bit like Yosemite’s Ahwahnee Hotel every night in the Andes, but on a micro scale.

After all, it’s only money. If it’s going to be saltines in the rest home, well, so be it.

We booked 10 April as our trek start date as it still qualifies as “low” season and prices are significantly lower.

And besides, on this schedule we will cross the 15,213 foot high Salkantay pass on my 61st birthday. I find this amusing.

At least now.

Our trek could be easier than Switzerland. But then again, maybe not.

The wrinkle is the elevation. The highest we’ve hiked is 12,000 feet in Colorado.

Sharon is being very nice to humor me with this trip. I am going to make a special effort to visit many, many, many, many, many, museums. Cuzco looks ready to accommodate.

Our trekking route is not the classic Inca Trail, but another ancient trail called the “Salkantay Route” which also ends at Machu Picchu.

This Salkantay route crosses twelve different eco-zones in six days.

The trek consists of 6 days of moderate to strenuous hiking at elevations of 6,600- 15,000 ft on diverse types of trails ranging from flat and grassy to steep and rocky slopes.

Training

Hiking in Switzerland was humbling. We vowed that next time we’d be better prepared.

Our training for Switzerland didn’t account for the steepness of the trails. We didn’t have trouble with altitude- 9000’+ ; or the distances- 8 + miles. It was the 1000′ elevation gains or losses per mile that did us in.

We walk 20 to 25 miles/ week, but these are level miles. Whole other muscle sets come into play climbing and descending.

We both knew what we had to do.

We needed to join an athletic club.

With visions of stair climbers dancing in my head, I signed us up for Wellbridge Athletic Club in Harvard Square- mid January.

Wellbridge threw in 4 personal training sessions at no extra cost.

And thus began our training adventure.

Spunky is too light. Feisty is is probably closer.

When I told our trainer Amy that her bio wasn’t up on the Wellbridge site, Her response,

“This morning I told my boss I was going to make her cry and now I know how.”

Physically Amy’s probably 5′- 2″, psychologically, closer to 6′-2″. Her specialties: integrated functional core-based training, kenpo karate and kickboxing.

Amy’s one of those rare vegetarians, who was raised vegetarian. A vegetarian with attitude.

A couple of years ago her husband installed a semi-truck air horn in her mustang- for Valentine’s Day.

An Amy comment I’ve heard more than a few times now:

“You’re only as strong as your weakest link.”

It’s the little muscles, the stabilizer muscles that we’re focusing on. These muscles control balance and bio-mechanics.

We’re also working on core muscles around the body trunk. Not surprisingly, Sharon’s got stronger core muscles than I. When I shared this with Taavo (our son), his response:

“And regarding Abs and Ma: Core strength doesn’t come for free. Which is another way of saying that what you’ve got has a pretty direct relationship with the effort you put in. Which is another way of saying the fact that Ma is impossibly hardcore gives her a bit of an edge.”

Yes.

No stair climbers for us. That was wishful thinking on my part. For stair climbing, Amy has us outside in the New England winter climbing the steps at Mount Harvard (Stadium).

Sendero Luminoso (Shining Path)

Its curious how the subconscious works.

One day out of the blue, the image popped into my mind of Peruvian guerrillas armed with AK47s jumping out from behind some boulders as we sauntered along on our trek to Machu Picchu.

I swung around in my chair and asked my business partner JP,

“So whatever became of the Shining Path?”

Photo to right.

Shining Path being the bloodthirsty Peruvian Maoist revolutionary organization that copped so many headlines in the 1980s.

“I don’t know.”

After a pause, he chuckled and added, “I’ve got a tale for you.”

He and two other partners had an architectural practice in Boston in the 1980s.

One of his partners, Ray, was partial to “strategic” vacations. He and his ambitious wife would plan vacations around where they could go to rub shoulders with the rich and famous.

In the 1980s they met a fabulously wealthy couple who were heading to Machu Picchu to experience a total eclipse of the sun.

After all, when money is no object, what better place? Particularly if one has New Age leanings.

These were the years of the Harmonic Convergence. New Age leaders had designated Machu Picchu as one of earth’s power centers where spiritual energy was purported to be particularly strong.

Ray wasn’t interested in global synchronized meditation, but he could play along.

Apparently all this Age of Aquarius stuff was not lost on the Shining Path.

Why go searching for wealthy western hostage candidates one by one, when they will hike up to you in your mountains, by the dozens, gift wrapped?

This curious potential drama was also not lost on the USA State Department, which issued a terrorist warning.

The wealthy couple bailed. Ray lived on, to scheme for future vacations.

Not everyone was so lucky.

In 1986, a time bomb was detonated on the Cuzco to Aguas Calientes train to Machu Picchu, which resulted in 7 deaths. When the dynamite blew, the train was sitting in Cuzco.

Today, the Shining Path has pretty much withered away.

Or so they say.

Cuzco

From our guide book “The Inca Trail, Cusco and Machu Picchu”:

“Spectacular colonial architecture stands astride monolithic ruined Inca palaces made of perfectly hewn stone, which line atmospheric, scorched cobbled plazas. White-washed alleys and terracotta-tiled roofs house a rich mix of history, lively nightlife and a vast array of museums, sights and scenery. Although it’s embraced tourism and developed a sound infrastructure to support the influx of visitors, the city’s magnificent historical past still has a powerful hold on its glorious present. The collision and fusion of indigenous Andean and imported colonial cultures is fascinating and always evident, even to those tourists who come to the city only as a staging post for the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu.”

Those pre-trek tourists would be us. I am really looking forward to Cusco.

Cuzco looks like a great walking city. It’s a UNESCO World Heritage Site and is purported to be the undisputed archaeological capital of South America.

Cuzco was the historic capital of the Inca Empire (13th century-1532). The first Spaniards arrived in the city on 15 November 1533. And that was pretty much it for the Inca empire.

Superior arms and smallpox did them in.

While the Inca empire is long gone, Inca culture lives on.

Easter week, Semana Santa, is a big deal in Cuzco, including a great procession on Easter Monday, Lunes Santo, featuring Taytacha Temblores, the Black Lord of Earthquakes.

“This celebration is of particular interest because it allows onlookers to get a glimpse of the fusion of Andean religions and Christianity. The Cuzco Cathedral, where the image is kept, is built on the foundations of the ancient temple dedicated to the pagan god Apulla Tikse Wiracocha.

The image of the Lord of Earthquakes is borne aloft in a procession through the streets of the city just as the Incas used to parade the mummies of their chieftains, high priests and supreme rulers. In the end, the dominating part of the celebration involves the ñucchu flower (salvia esplendes), used as an offering to the ancient gods Kon and Wiracocha.

The same flower today is used to weave a crown for the Lord of the Earthquakes. This crimson colored flower, whose petals are scattered by the faithful over the venerated image, symbolizes the blood of Christ.”

Lunes Santo is the day before our trek. Our hotel is two blocks away from the Cuzco Cathedral. Our plan is to dedicate the day to Taytacha Temblores. To be there when he emerges from the Cathedral, to be there when he returns from his rounds, and to be there for his blessing.

We will also have to fit in our pre-trek briefing at Greens Restaurant, right in the middle of Taytacha Temblores’ celebration. This Monday is shaping up to be one on the wild side.

Coca

The Incas viewed the coca plant as having divine origin.

Mother Coca was their goddess of health and joy.

She was originally a promiscuous woman who was cut in half by her many lovers. Her body grew into the first coca plant.

Only Inca men were allowed to chew coca leaves.  And only the most privileged.

Coca use was restricted to select classes: nobility, priests, court orators, couriers, favored public workers, and the army.

Today common folk like Sharon and I are able to partake, if we so choose. I suspect we will.

Our hotel serves coca tea, mate de coca, as does our trek. Purportedly it tastes like green tea, slightly bitter with a hint of sweetness.

Loaded with nutrients, the coca leaf contains high levels of calcium, iron, phosphorus, potassium, and vitamins A, B12 and E.

Apparently it is the local cure for many ailments.

Most importantly, it is the local remedy for altitude sickness.

If I am very adventurous, I might even try chewing coca leaves as we hike. When chewed, the leaves are said to produce a pleasurable numbness in the mouth, and to have a pleasant, pungent taste. They are traditionally chewed with lejia to increase the release of the active ingredients from the leaf.

I’ll have to check it out with our trek company. Such behavior might not be considered appropriate. I’ve read that chewing coca is frowned upon by the so-called upper classes.

Chewing coca is an Indian habit.

I suspect that in our case no one would care. Folks might even find it amusing.

First though, I will have to get a hold of the coca leaves and lejia dulce. Lejia is the name for the alkali used to activate the coca by changing the pH of your mouth to be more basic, allowing the coca alkaloids to be absorbed.

We shall see.

Among local locals, trail distance apparently is measured in cocadas. A cocada being the time it takes to exhaust one chew of coca leaves. One cocada is about 40 minutes. Which for locals translates, at high altitude, to roughly two level miles of distance. And that’s hauling a heavy load.

And yes, coca leaves, are the leaves from which cocaine is extracted. And yes, chewing coca and drinking coca tea are legal in Peru. Just not here in the USA.

However, the coca leaf is not cocaine, just as grapes are not wine.

The coca alkaloid content in coca leaves is pretty negligible: between .25% and .77%. Apparently just enough to overcome fatigue, hunger, thirst, and altitude sickness and get a motivational or mood boost.

And produce positive drug tests.

If you are a professional athlete, your drug tests might come back with a cocaine positive.

Also bringing coca tea or leaves home here to the USA is frowned upon. Technically it is considered importing a substance on-par with cocaine.

Since neither Sharon or I are professional athletes and we have no plans to stuff our luggage with coca leaves, I figure we’re safe.

In a curious and hypocritical endorsement of coca, the USA State Department’s website recommends coca tea for altitude sickness, and our Bolivian embassy has been known to serve it to visitors.

2012 Peru Itinerary April 4 – April 19

April 4 – April 5: fly to Peru [overnight]. American Airlines: Boston to Miami, Miami to Lima, Lima to Cuzco. We arrive in Cuzco at 8:45 in the morning. After picking up our bags we will head out to the curb where we will be met by someone from the hotel with our name on a yellow sign.

We will be staying five nights at Hotel Andenes al Cielo in Cuzco. Hotel Andenes is a small boutique hotel in the San Blas district in historic Cuzco.

I found Hotel Andenes on TripAdvisor. It looks great: small, friendly, and located in the heart of the historic district:

“Originally built in the Republicano era of the early 1800s, Andenes al Cielo was a spacious family home meticulously renovated to accommodate our guest rooms [15] as well as a large dining area and cozy guest lounge.  All of our rooms have full private baths with ample hot water and are outfitted with flat screen TVs, telephones and heat.  Each has a separate entrance that opens to either a balcony or patio.  Andenes al Cielo’s deluxe rooms provide even greater comfort with sitting areas, fireplaces and private balconies.”

Besides airport pickup included in the nightly rate is a full buffet breakfast of fresh fruits, breads, and egg dishes, coca tea throughout the day and evening, oxygen on request, wi-fi and luggage storage.

I’m hoping for eucalyptus logs for our fireplace. Memories of California.

The plan for Cuzco is #1 relax and acclimatize. Then as time and energy allow, get out and explore museums, plazas and Inca ruins. All are within walking distance.

10 April: DAY 1: CUSCO to SALKANTAY LODGE at SORAYPAMPA 3,869 m/12,690 ft

After an early breakfast, we are picked up the Hotel Andenes al Cielo at approx. 7AM by an MLP guide and vehicle for the drive to the Salkantay Lodge in Soraypampa. En route we take a short break to visit the Inca ruins of Tarawasi near the town of Limatambo (approx. 1.5 hrs from Cusco). After leaving Limatambo, we pass through the mountain village of Mollepata where we stop for a short coffee break before ascending a winding mountain road to a place called Marcoccasa (30 minutes from Mollepata by vehicle).
Here, we begin our trek to Soraypampa, on an old route called the “Camino Real” (Royal Path). This is a good opportunity for everyone to acclimate, while enjoying a beautiful six hour trek.

Salkantay Lodge takes its name from the majestic peak at the head of the valley—Mt. Salkantay, the second most sacred peak in Inca mythology and, at 6,270 m (20,600 ft), the highest in the region. After a warm welcome by our friendly staff, we are shown to our rooms and have time to wash-up, before tea and cookies. The trip leader will hold a briefing by the fireplace, followed by aperitifs and dinner.

Trekking Time: Hiking Level: Approximately 6 hours (including picnic lunch en route)

Hiking Level: Moderate
Guests who do not wish to trek may be transported to the lodge by vehicle

11 April: DAY 2: SALKANTAY LODGE at SORAYPAMPA 3,869 m/12,690 ft

Today we take an acclimatization hike on the slopes above the lodge to Lake Humantay, fed by the hanging glaciers of Mt. Humantay. The hike is optional, but the views are amazing, and those brave enough can even go for a dip. We return to the lodge for lunch, after which you may choose to trade the glacial swim for a relaxing soak in our outdoor jacuzzi. Afternoon at leisure. We spend the night at the Salkantay Lodge with gourmet food and warm, comfortable beds. In the evening, the guide briefs us on gear and the itinerary for the following day. All meals are served at the Lodge.

Trekking Time: Approximately 4 hours
Hiking Level: Moderate to Challenging

12 April: DAY 3: SALKANTAY LODGE at SORAYPAMPA 3,869 m/12,690 ft to
WAYRA LODGE at HUAYRACCMACHAY 3,906m/12,812 ft

This is the big day! After an early start, we hike up the Rio Blanco valley, circling Humantay Peak across from Salkantay Peak. The highest point on the trek is the Salkantay Pass at 4,638 m (15,213 ft). At the pass we stop to take in views of snow- capped peaks of the Vilcabamba Range in every direction, the glaciated south face of Salkantay towering above us. We will keep our eyes out for Andean condors, often visible in this area.

From the pass we descend towards Wayra Lodge (“Wayra” means wind; so ‘the place where the wind lives’) our destination for the evening. A hot lunch is served en route; dinner and overnight at the Lodge.

Trekking Time: 6–8 hours (including lunch)
Hiking Level: Challenging, crossing a 4,640m (15,200 ft) mountain pass

13 April: DAY 4: WAYRA LODGE at HUAYRACCMACHAY 3,906m/12,812 ft
to COLPA LODGE at COLPAPAMPA 2,870m/9,414 ft

On this day we enjoy a leisurely breakfast at Wayra Lodge. Then we continue our descent along the left bank of the Salkantay River, through increasingly verdant scenery. We can feel the warm air rising from the jungle, accompanied by colorful butterflies and striking orchids.

Upon arrival at Colpa Lodge we are greeted with a Pachamanca meal, a traditional festive Peruvian meal cooked by layering meat and vegetables with hot stones, and then covering the whole thing up to bake. Colpa Lodge is located on an open plateau at the confluence of three rivers. The outdoor jacuzzi has panoramic views of lush green mountains. We spend the afternoon relaxing or exploring the nearby orchid trail. Dinner and overnight at the lodge.
Trekking Time:    3–4 hours Hiking Level:    Easy to Moderate

14 April: DAY 5: COLPA LODGE at COLPAPAMPA 2,870m/9,414 ft
to LUCMA LODGE at LUCMABAMBA (2,135m/7,003 ft)

Today we hike along the Santa Teresa river valley, through more populated rural areas. We pass through banana, granadilla, and avocado orchards and coffee plantations (said to be one of the best organic coffees in the world). A hot picnic lunch is served by the river. After lunch, we hike another hour before a private vehicle meets us for a short drive to the beginning of the “Llactapata Inca Trail” (30-minute or so).

From the head of the newly restored Inca trail we easily make our way to Lucma Lodge, set in an avocado orchard. Dinner and overnight at the lodge.

Trekking Time:    5–6 hours (including lunch)
Hiking Level:    Moderate to Challenging (because of distance, not terrain)

Hiking Distance: 11 miles [not including 3 mile drive]

15 April: DAY 6: LUCMA LODGE at LUCMABAMBA (2,135m/7,003 ft)
to AGUAS CALIENTES / MACHU PICCHU TOWN (1,900 m/6,232 ft)

After a hearty breakfast, we tackle the last day of our trek. We head uphill for 2-3 hours towards Llactapata Pass (2,736 m/8,974ft), where we come upon a distant but spec- tacular view of Machu Picchu Sanctuary from the southeast, a view few travelers ever get a chance to admire. We take a short break to explore the Llactapata Ruins, which have recently been restored. Lunch is served in a scenic viewpoint, looking out to Machu Picchu. We then begin our final descent to the Aobamba River through lush bamboo forests, orchards and coffee plantations. Aguas Calientes, the town of Machu Picchu, is a short, scenic train ride away. Upon arrival, we check into our lovely hotel [Inkaterra Machu Picchu Hotel ] for celebration dinner with our guide and one last briefing!

Trekking Time: 4–6 hours
Hiking Level:    Moderate to Challenging

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Inkaterra Machu Picchu Hotel , where to start? I’m not sure I’ll be more excited to get to Machu Picchu or Inkaterra Machu Picchu.

Inkaterra Machu Picchu is not an MLP Lodge, but another beast altogether, catering to the highest end of Machu Picchu’s visitors.

An eco-hotel where money is no object.

Inkaterra Machu Picchu is included in such lists as the 5 best Hotels in Central and South America, Condé Nast Readers Choice Awards, Top 10 World’s Best Eco-Spas, and so forth.

NIce way to end a trek.

“An intimate 85-cottage luxury hotel in sprawling Andean style village within the secluded 12 acres of exquisite beauty, where guests follow stone pathways to their rooms, located in comfortable one- or two-story whitewashed casitas.”

It’s a mystery to me how our trek could throw in the Inkaterra Machu Picchu, even for a night, but it’s included in our flat fee so I’m not complaining. My guess is that the hotel makes it up on extra nights.

There’s even a Werner Herzog angle.

The owner of the Inkaterra is Jose Koechlin von Stein who happens to be one of Werner Herzog’s friends.

Here is a link to an interview that Jose did with Werner in 2009.

Jose has known Werner for a long time. Jose is listed as the Peruvian producer of several of Werner’s films: Aguirre, The Wrath of God, (1991/1972); Burden of Dreams”, and Fitzcarraldo (Gold Palm, Cannes 1982), of which Mr. Koechlin is also author.

16 April: DAY 7: MACHU PICCHU SANCTUARY / BACK TO CUSCO [Night @ Hotel Andenes]

After a very early buffet breakfast at the hotel, we make our way to the bus station for the ride up to Machu Picchu Sanctuary (30 min). Our trip leader will give the group an introductory two-hour guided tour of the ruins, after which we have the rest of the morning to explore the site on our own—there is a lot to do and see! Afterwards, we return by bus to Aguas Calientes for a late lunch and to meet our train. The ride from Aguas Calientes to Ollantaytambo takes about one and half hour, and then a private vehicle will drive us back to Cusco (an additional hour and half ). Upon arrival in Cusco (approximately 7 or 8 p.m.), we are dropped off at our hotel.

17 April:  Recover and pack [Night @ Hotel Andenes]

18 April: fly home to Boston [overnight flight]

19 April: Arrive home

2011 Bernese Alps

Via Alpina

Ueli and Ursi most generously offered to drive us to our trailhead in Stechelberg, a small village in the glacier-carved Lauterbrunnen valley- about an hour from Bern.

The plan was that from Stechelberg, Sharon and I would hike from mountain inn to mountain inn, emerging in Kandersteg 5 days and two high mountain passes hence.

Which is the way ultimately it worked out, but not without a bit of drama along the way.

Thanks to Linda, Sharon and I had our inn reservations, but we still had to get from one to the next.

Ueli and Ursi hiked with us from Stechelberg up to Hotel Obersteinberg, where we all enjoyed drinks on the rustic patio overlooking a panorama of peaks.

Sharon and I were both dragging. The hike had only been  3+ miles, but the 2800 foot elevation gain had taken a toll.

Our fatigue must have been obvious.

With a twinkle in his eye Ueli leaned over and noted that to cross the Hohtürli (pass) three days hence, we would have twice that day’s climb followed by a 4000’ descent.

At which point, Ueli and Ursi wished us well and looped back down to Stechelberg.

“Hotel” is something of a misnomer when talking about Berghotel Obersteinberg. It is a hotel, but a Swiss mountain hotel of 100+ years ago. No access roads. Supplied by mule and the occasional helicopter drop.

Above tree line, Berghotel Obersteinberg dates back at least to the 19th century. Guest books go back to the 1890s. Rumor has it that Goethe stayed at Obersteinberg in 1779.

That’s Sharon in the window under the eave.

When Linda confirmed our reservations for one of the few private rooms, the woman on the phone wanted to be sure that we understood that they didn’t have electricity.

We understood that dinner would be by candlelight, cold-water bathrooms would be down the hall, and that there would be no showers.

And we can now add that a big rock outside the kitchen served as the refrigerator and a small stream was used for (some) washing. Wash was weighed down with rocks and the tumbling water did the work.

While the Berghotel Obersteinberg was rustic, it was run as a tight ship nonetheless. Staff and owners worked hard, and I’d venture to guess worked long hours as well. Our room was tidy and the food was good.

And, the guinea pig was well cared for.

Not a pampered pet- but beloved nonetheless. A local. Not there for the tourists.

He seemed to spend the day outside free-grazing and then it was back to his caged outdoor alpine hut for the evening.

The owner of the Berghotel was a gruff hardworking Swiss guy.  He’d talk to Mr. G.Pig in a loud voice as he walked by- as if he were talking to one of his employees.

We went into one building looking for the office, just as a mule galloped by on the path right outside the door 10 feet away.

In itself, curious enough. Doubly curious in that in the split second he passed the open door, he had his head turned 90 degrees and made eye contact with us. One happy guy just off work.

And at that moment, at full gallop, he wasn’t watching where he was going.

Sharon and I stuck our heads out the door, and he was happily munching some flowers just around the corner.

Cartoon material.

We checked in, found our room and settled down for a well-earned nap. Uncharacteristically, I awoke well-rested almost immediately.

I didn’t want to disturb Sharon. Why not go for a short walk?

I slipped out of the hotel and headed up the trail towards (Lake) Oberhornsee. No goal. Figured I’d just wander along until it seemed time to turn around.

I harbored secret hopes that I’d see Steinbock, or Alpine Ibex, a species of wild goat that lives in the mountains of the European Alps.

Both male and female Alpine ibexes have large, backwards-curving, horns.

With no pack and a relatively level trail, I made great time to Oberhornsee. In less than an hour I was there. Oberhornsee is pretty much a glorified pond- but a very pretty turquoise pond, nonetheless.

On the way back, in the distance I spotted wild beasts working their way down from higher country. They had horns. Steinbock to me.

I passed a young couple heading up. We exchanged Grüezi’s.

As they were heading up and off, I added “Steinbock” and pointed up the trail where they were heading.

They looked back blankly at me.

I stuck my index fingers up on top of my head. They laughed and nodded.

Over dinner I told Sharon the story. She said she would like to see Steinbock too.

There was still a bit of light left in the day. Together we headed up the trail towards Oberhornsee. Who should be waiting for us on trail 5 minutes from the hotel?

Seven Steinbock.

When we got back to the Berghotel, a couple of our favorite Swiss girls were sitting outside on the patio, nursing their beers as the last light of the day played across the peaks.

“Steinbock” and they were off.

Sharon and I were relaxing in the semi-darkness, when the girls returned. They were most pleased that the Steinbock had let them walk right up.

One girl pointed to our little plastic wine bottle and said “SwissAir.”

We all laughed.

SwissAir hands out complimentary inflight mini-bottles of wine most generously.

Sharon, who is far more intelligent and farseeing than I, realized immediately that wine would be fun, after dinner, high in the Alps. And these bottles were sized perfectly for backpacks.

Each time, on our transatlantic flight, when asked if she wanted another, Sharon said yes.

Smart woman.

Our first two days of hiking in the Alps were to be a time to get used to the altitude, and sort out any issues with gear before the high passes.

That worked out.

Acclimatization was a success. Neither Sharon nor I had any real problems with altitude, our packs or our shoes at any point in our five days of hiking.

We would also get the chance to see how steep the trails could get and what sort of exposure or drop-offs next to the trail, we might encounter.

The trail up to Berghotel Obersteinberg was the wake-up call on elevation gain/ mile.

Our second day of hiking from Obersteinberg to Gimmelwald confirmed any and all of those misgivings and on top of that added slip-and-you’re-dead exposure.

And then there was the weather.

We had watched the weather reports closely in the week before we hit the trail. Our first day up to Berghotel Obersteinberg was pleasant enough per forecast.

Our second day would likely start out nicely enough, but deteriorate quickly late afternoon.

From thereon in, the weather looked dodgy at best. Which was exactly how it worked out.

Good weathermen in Switzerland.

On paper the hike to Gimmelwald was only about 3 hours. But that didn’t account for the  side trip up to the not-to-be-missed Tanzbödeli.

After a short climb up from the Berghotel, I knew we’d come to our first serious exposure. Check out this short video. Love this guy’s comment “The fun view down.”

In reality, it didn’t look quite this vertigo-inducing. In any case, nothing that we hadn’t encountered before. We just walked on by.

I was still feeling pretty good when we reached the cut-off for Tanzbödeli. How bad could the 20 minute climb be?

Well, for 60-somethings who had neglected whole sets of climbing muscles in their flatland training: bad enough.

The photo to the left starts to give some sense of the challenges. Yes, this was called a trail. Those rocks are the way up.

Check out the drop-off behind Sharon. Those trees are small, not because they are, but because it’s a long way down.

And this was the good side.

As we approached Tanzbödeli, the trail swung close to a far worse drop-off. Both of us simply chose not to look as we climbed. This exposure put the video above to shame.

Tanzbödeli itself didn’t disappoint.  An intimate, flower-dotted, remarkably-level mini-dance floor with a 360 degree view of snow-covered peaks.

What you don’t see in the photo to the right is the 3500+ foot drop to the valley below,  between the far edge of the meadow beyond Sharon and the point where the peaks start to rise.

If those peaks look close, it’s because they were – about a mile away as the crow flies. The Lauterbrunnen Valley is like Yosemite Valley but with the peaks of Glacier National Park grafted onto the valley rim.

Spectacular.

Steep too.

I suppose there are trails in the Berner Oberland which aren’t steep, but we didn’t hike them.

Just about every trail we hiked either gained or lost about a 1000 feet in elevation- every mile. Some were even worse.

Like the rest of our day to Gimmelwald.

From Tanzbödeli we descended 2500 feet in about 2 miles. I say “about,” because Swiss trail signage measures distance in time. A very Swiss twist.

See the typical sign to the left.

The 2 Std. (hours) 10 Min. to Gimmelwald translates as the time- that folks in the know- believe a 65 year old Swiss hiker would take to cover this particular distance- on this particular trail on an average day weather-wise.

My first impression was that this system seemed, well, so imprecise.

On the other hand, there is a kind of fuzzy-logic beauty to it.

Distance in itself only tells part of the story hiking. Other factors, such as trail steepness, trail quality and so forth also must be accounted for. Measuring hiking distance by time accounts for innumerable factors.

As long as that 65 year old is consistent, which he seemed to be.

Sharon and I pulled into the Hotel Mittaghorn in Gimmelwald mid-afternoon, far worse for wear. That 65 year old typical Swiss hiker had left us in the dust.

Whole muscle groups just hadn’t been up to the vertiginous descent. We were both humbled and concerned about what lay ahead.

We lay exhausted on our beds and listened to the rain beat down on the balcony outside. At least it hadn’t rained on us.

That was for tomorrow.

I had read that some of the rooms in Hotel Mittaghorn had balconies. In making reservations, Linda went the extra mile, cajoling Walter, the gruff elderly (85+) owner into reserving us a room with a balcony.

A very tired Sharon on our balcony to the left.

When Linda called the Mittaghorn about our reservation, at first Walter said they don’t reserve any particular rooms for their customers, they just give them out as folks arrive.

However, she kept him talking, and charmed him into reserving Zimmer (room) 1 for us. Zimmer 1 is a room with a balcony and is usually for four people.

Linda went on explaining that we were coming from America and had never been in Switzerland and had never seen the Alps.  To this he replied,

“Ja, they all come from America.”

Which turned out to be true. We saw more Americans at Hotel Mittaghorn, than anywhere else in Switzerland.

There’s a very 21st century backstory which centers around Rick Steves.

Rick Steves is somewhat ubiquitous in the USA media : “America’s leading authority on European travel”. Suffice it to say he is well known: books, tours, radio, TV.  He even has his own PBS show, though I’ve never seen it. He comes across earnest, upbeat and clean cut. Maybe a little too much of all three.

The saving grace is that he is a smart guy with good taste.

Sharon’s German teacher says that he rubs her the wrong way, but she watches his show anyway, because she likes the places he goes.

Can you guess Rick Steve’s favorite Swiss village?

Yep Gimmelwald. And his favorite hotel in Gimmelwald?

Yep the Hotel Mittaghorn.

While it’s no doubt good for business having Rick Steves as a big fan, its probably something of a mixed blessing.

Which is probably behind Walter’s comment, “Ja, they all come from America.”

Should anyone be interested, here is a Rick Steve’s Smithsonian article on Swiss “Cow Culture” which features Gimmelwald. Steves packs a lot of interesting info in, but lays it on pretty thick.

The rain let up. Our spirits picked up and it was time for dinner. We trundled down the stairs.

Walter cooks, Rose Marie serves and Tim hosts. Quite the combination.

Dinner is family style. All guests eat together on a long table- with a bottle of wine every four people or so. Friendly, hardly fancy.

We didn’t see anything of Walter. Lots of food came out of the kitchen though.

Rose Marie is a local. Probably in her 80s. Not much English. Short. On the stocky side. Kept dropping stuff. For some reason I kept thinking of the Addams family.

Tim is a Brit. A charming, smart, urbane guy. Easy going with a sense of humor. The hotel manager and the guy basically keeping the good ship Mittaghorn afloat.

My guess is that Tim is somewhere between 35 and 45. He spends part of the year at the Hotel Mittaghorn and part in India, Thailand etc.

He’s also apparently an avid paraglider and an extreme enthusiast. You’d never guess it on first impressions. He looks more like a software engineer

Our after dinner entertainment was a series of videos which gave me a clue.

Wingsuit flying. Very crazy intense stuff. 100+ mph. An inherently dangerous sport.

There is a death every couple of weeks in the Lauterbrunnen valley. Folks fly a bit too close to the cliffs or whatever.

Next up after wingsuit flying was our hike and the weather report. I had asked Tim earlier in the evening about our route and what the weather might deliver the next day.

Tim had terrain mountain modeling software loaded up on his laptop which fed to the big screen. He was able to show us all exactly what Sharon and I would be up against the following day. While orders of magnitude less extreme than wingsuits, his flyover for the Sefininfurge (pass) trail was far from reassuring.

After the show, one of our compatriots at the table leaned over and sympathetically asked, “Couldn’t you find another trail?”

Well no actually. It was Sefinenfurge or bust.

The weather report for the next day was showers. Tim added, probably in the afternoon.

Before drifting off to sleep, Sharon and I decided that if it was raining in the morning, we would retreat. If not, we would try for the pass.

We awoke to partly cloudy. After a hearty typically Swiss breakfast of cheese, bread, coffee, we packed up, checked out, and headed for the door.

Who should we run into, but Walter.

Curiously, I was in a good mood and complimented him on his hotel. “Nice hotel.”

Walter looked me in the eye and replied flatly, “Yes, We have nice views.”

In reality Mittaghorn was falling apart. Walter knew exactly where things stood.

My guess is that Walter sends his maintenance/improvement budget for the Hotel Mittaghorn to Ecuador and his favorite charities.

Over the past 20+ years Walter has donated $300,000+ to development aid projects in the Indio community in Ecuador. The money comes from America (USA) and he wants it to go back to the Americas. But to aid people less fortunate than his guests.

Noble sentiments, but the Mittaghorn window boxes would have been happier with flowers.

And we’d be happier once we got over the Sefinenfurge.

Rain we could deal with, but lightning was another matter altogether. Best to be over the pass, before the bad weather rolled-in in the afternoon.

The graphic to the right illustrates my well-founded concerns. We were starting in the lower left corner. The point at the top is the Sefinenfurge – An elevation gain of 3195 feet over close to 5 miles.

The signs said that the archetypical 65 year old Swiss hiker could get there in 5 hours. We were there in 4. Moral- fear and adrenalin trump bad knees and sore muscles.

Standing on the pass, was a relief of sorts. From where we’d come the clouds were rolling in. No thunder. No lightning.

The other side was fog- visibility 200+ feet or so.

Steep too. That pointy point on the top of the profile graphic above tells the story pretty well.

I was digging around in my pack for my fleece, while talking to Sharon.

“It would be better if I went down first, should you slip…”

I looked up, Sharon was already 100 feet down the other side, disappearing down into the mists.

Not the first time.

The descent from the Sefinenfurge to Pension Golderli was about 4000 feet vertical over 4 very wet miles.

The rain arrived in earnest about a half hour down from the pass. It was a bit eerie working our way down the mountain. Visibility came and went.

At one point the mist parted and we saw what looked like a chamois, a native goat-antelope, framed on a rocky knoll. Just as fast, the view closed and he was gone.

Streams were topping up. No one was around. We didn’t pass another hiker in either direction at any point all the way down.

At the first farmhouse we passed, the goats were huddled under the eaves and watched us as we sloshed by.

As we closed in on Pension Golderli, we passed this curious sign.

Illustrated local folklore. A hunter (the smiling little guy) sold his soul to the devil. In return for his soul, the devil would carry him up the mountain every day.

I could relate.

We arrived at Pension, or Berghaus Golderli around 5:00 PM- wet and weary.

We checked in, found our room, lay down for a few minutes, cleaned up, and went downstairs to a wonderful 4 course 4 star dinner included in the cost of our room.

The joys of hiking in the Alps.

The chef, Robert Schintzler, is the real deal. Trained in Austria as a chef, he has worked  as a chef in Austria, Germany, France and Spain.

His toughie-of-a-wife Alexandra put it bluntly. “Yeah, he’s a a good cook.”

Yep. 4 stars.

And yes Robert and Alexandra like big dogs.

Planning our hiking itinerary, I knew our hike over the Sefinenfurge would be tough and that the next hiking day – over Hohtürli [Pass] (9120 ft) promised to be even tougher.

My solution had been to schedule a day off at Berghaus Golderli.

Buena idea.

And that was before we knew about Robert’s cooking, how really exhausted we would be, or that it would be raining.

And rain it did. On our day off, we woke up to rain. Wrote postcards and sipped beer by the fire, while it rained in the afternoon. And talked to other hikers about the Hohtürli.

One very fit fellow maybe 10 years our junior was carefully reapplying waterproofing to his fine hiking boots, while he and I chatted.

I asked him about the possibility of snow on the pass. He looked over at Sharon, studying brochures, back at me and asked,

“Have you hiked much in the mountains?”

Translation: “You’re out of your league.”

It turned out that he was also heading over the Hohtürli, the next day.

As we were heading out the door the next morning I overheard him arranging transportation back down the mountain. He and his friends didn’t like the looks of the weather. No Hohtürli for them.

It wasn’t raining, but the day wasn’t done yet.

Sharon’s pack cover had gone missing. The kind folks at Hotel Mittaghorn had given us a garbage bag which Sharon had wrapped over her pack.

Out front of the Golderli, a group of 8 Swiss hikers was posing in front of the trail sign. Their guide, a macho type was in full control. Their gear was the best. They all looked to be in the best of shape.

A photo op right out of a mountaineering catalog.

Suffice it to say no one had a garbage bag wrapped over their pack.

No one of the group appeared to notice us. I wanted to look at the sign. So we waited.

Once they were off, Sharon and I wandered over to the sign and looked at what our challenge-of-the day would be.

Not good news. Though pretty much as expected and outlined by Ueli.

We were standing at the lower left in Griesalp at 4,493 feet. Our next bed was at [Lake]  Oeschinensee at the lower right center at 5177 feet.

To get there we had to pass over Hohtürli at 9120 feet.

A 4,627 foot ascent followed by a 3943 foot descent.

We had decided again, that if it wasn’t raining, we would go for it.

Technically it wasn’t raining.

I vaguely recall as we headed off, Sharon muttering under her breath, something to the effect of, “One of these days you’re going to kill us.”

To her credit, she led the way back up the road we’d come down 2 days before.

After maybe a mile or so, we were off on new trails. Comfortable farms and mountain homes quickly melted away.

We met a couple of brothers from England also heading over Hohtürli. They were doing the whole deal- the Via Alpina, the cross-Switzerland trail.

In their early 20’s, they soon outdistanced us.

In another hour the clouds engulfed us as we pushed above tree-line.

Rocks and mist. Visibility a couple of hundred feet. Snow patches too.

Check out the sign:

“Rockfall- please go ahead fast”

Sharon and I scrambled uphill over and between the boulders as fast as we could reasonably manage after just having climbed 3000 feet vertical in less than three miles.

Some rocks were the size of cars.

We emerged unscathed on the other side of this human bowling alley.

Shortly thereafter, Sharon stopped dead in her tracks. She was semi-doubled over when I caught up. Tears were welling up in her eyes.

Worst case scenarios flashed across my mind.

I carefully asked how she was doing.

Sharon answered , “I miss Yellowboy (our deceased and most-favorite cat). It just hit me.”

Mists.

True to form, in a couple of minutes, she was back to her feisty self and was off in the lead, up into the mists.

When we hit the semi-cabled-stairs I stopped to pop another ibuprofen. Aside from fatigue, my knees felt fine, but I was still worried- and better safe than sorry.

I’ll say one thing for Switzerland, they know how to make steep passes. The closer you get, the steeper they get.

There was still no visibility either up or down, but now that the trail had given way to stairs, I knew we were getting close.

After a dream-time stretch of stair-climbing, we were on top of Hohtürli, at 9114 feet- the highest point on the Alpine Pass Route. Unless of course you want ice cream.

In that case, it’s another 5 minutes of climbing to the Blüemlisalphütte, the Swiss Alpine Club hut just above the Hohtürli.

On the way up we met the brothers from England coming down. They had been through Hohtürli once before. They told us that if we had a view, it would be spectacular.

High, wide and wild.

They also complimented us on our time up the mountain.

As  we entered Blüemlisalphütte, who should be coming out, but the group of 8 Swiss hikers with their macho guide from Golderli. Sharon and I were in a great mood.

They looked right through us. Not a glimmer of recognition.

I suppose it could be that being near-elderly, we are near-invisible.

On the other hand, our ascent of Hohtürli on their heels, might not have rubbed the right way.

Either way- Quite amusing.

“Hut” isn’t the right word for the Blüemlisalphütte. It is a sophisticated operation with 138 beds, provisioned by helicopter.

In the restaurant, Sharon negotiated the ice cream buying- in German. Money was exchanged. The ice cream bars we wanted had to be hunted down.

Nowhere in the process was there a pause, question, or comment on where we might be from.

Kudos to Sharon.

The ice cream was tasty, but we still had the 3943 foot descent to [Lake] Oeschinensee ahead.

The photo to the right was taken on the way back down to the pass. That’s Sharon in the foreground with the poles. That’s the pass in the background in front of the rock outcropping.

Yes, both sides are that steep.

On our descent we passed a good number of hikers coming up. Not a lot of smiling faces, though. More like grim and determined. From age 8 to 68.

It finally struck me. No one had smaller packs than us. Not the kids. Not even those with more seniority.

Ultralight backpacking apparently isn’t big in Switzerland.

As Ursi confirmed later, from the Swiss perspective, better to be prepared for all eventualities. Pack size and weight- will be what they will be.

As we descended over broad slopes of scree, the low mists came and went.

We never got the big views, but we got the tease. Tongues of glacier emerged under the mists, but we never saw more of [glacier] Büemlisalpgletscher or the purported panorama of peaks.

After the scree, the trail wandered along a crest of the moraine wall, above a glacier-created scoop.

Then into a bowl of pastures and contented cows. Framed by waterfalls. Next up was [lake] Oeschinensee and the end of our trek.

Oeschinensee is photogenically famous. Rightly so. Turquoise, ringed by waterfalls and cliffs. Towering peaks above.

What the photo below doesn’t show is the cliff 20’ beyond the turnstile. If one were to jump off that boulder framed against the lake, one would die.

Thankfully the “trail” down the cliff is semi-cabled.

We hobbled into Berghaus Am Oeschinensee, far worse for wear. A couple of beers, and a dinner later, our spirits were up. We ate out on the patio overlooking the lake.

The sun had broken through the clouds. We had the best table in the house. We had the whole place to ourselves.

Folks were gone for the day. The last gondola back down to Kandersteg had departed.

There are only two inns on the shore of Oeschinensee. We had picked the smaller, quieter and simpler. Good choice.

We had heard that the sleeping accommodations in our inn were in one little house.  What we didn’t realize was that this little house would be so archetypically quaint/beautiful. In the photo to the left, Sharon is looking out over the lake from our room’s window.

And yes those shutters are working shutters with ingenious hardware. Sharon put them through their paces- to her great delight.

We had also heard that the kitchen and dining room were in another little building. What we didn’t realize was that this other little structure was the original inn- complete with a dining room which dates from 1880.

Ursi had most generously offered to come pick us up in the town of Kandersteg at the end of our alpine trek. We would be done the next day, mid-day. It was time to call Ursi.

I asked our most-entertaining waitress about cell phone reception. She said “spotty”, and offered us the use their phone back in the kitchen in the old inn. I found the phone, but a little old local swiss guy had beat me to it.

I retreated to the deserted dining room to wait my turn. The dining room is snug, with traditional wood paneling, a low ceiling, and lots of old skins complete with mounted heads on the walls.

This was a mountain place and had been for a long time. Folks, both people and beasts, had both passed through and lingered.

When the phone was free, my call went through. Ursi was most glad to hear from us.

I remember her saying, “That’s just great.” A couple of times. With an added, “Not many people have done what you have done.” Kind words.

We found out later that both Ursi and Ueli had been worried, weather-wise. They had been expecting the take-me-home call each day along the way- the call we almost made- each day.

That morning, they had even called Golderli, only to be told we had rolled the dice and headed off trying for Hohtürli.

Ursi and Ueli had hiked over Hohtürli themselves, in their youth- before the stairs & cables. As Ursi put it in her understated way, “The loose rock was tough.”

Without the stairs & cables we would have been dead meat.

The next morning Sharon and I awoke to sunshine sparkling on the lake- picture perfect with low clouds and high clouds framing snow capped peaks.

After a couple of “Grüezi’s” we sat down in the old dining room to a tasty breakfast of cheeses, meats, and breads.  The two other parties- a couple other tourists and some fisherman were all speaking Swiss German.

One of the fisherman was a 30-something Asian. He looked exactly like one of the tourists I see daily in Harvard Square, getting off those fancy Asian tour buses.

Except he didn’t have a camera, was speaking Swiss German, and had the body language of a Swiss local.

The world is getting smaller. In a good kind of way.

Halfway through breakfast, we heard cowbells.  A dozen or so beautifully groomed cows came strolling down the road. A couple lingered right outside our window. They were taking their time.

We were taking ours.

Weather permitting, Sharon and I had planned to rent a boat and row out on Oeschinensee.

Weather was permitting.

We were the first customers of the day. The guy taking care of the boats was the same old guy who had been on the phone in the kitchen the evening before. No flicker of recognition.

In character.

We handed him our receipt, he pointed us to a boat, untied us, and we were off.

I offered to row.

Sharon smiled.

The oars were heavier than I’d expected. With a light wind at our backs, in short order we were on the far side of the lake.

It was quite the panorama. We could see the trail we’d come down. Impressive.

We looked up at the peaks. Impressive.

I swung the boat around, and that light wind suddenly felt decidedly unfriendly.

Impressive.

Sharon smiled.

Huffing and puffing, I pulled us back up the lake. With a sigh of relief I pulled up to the dock. We hopped out and headed back up the hill to our packs.

It took us about a half second to decide to skip the last 3 miles of hiking.

We rode the gondola down the 2000 feet vertical to Kandersteg .

No regrets.

2011 Bern Switzerland

When you find an old college friend on the internet, and it turns out she’s living in Europe right outside a medieval city dating back to the 12th century, and she says come visit,

You say Yes.

And Yes again, when that medieval city sits on the edge of the Alps and some of the best hiking in the world.

You don’t know the language. No problem, when your wife is a polyglot.

A couple of semesters of night school should be be enough- for the wife to get up to speed.

Yes, Yes and Yes.

We flew into Zurich. With our Swisscom SIM in our phone and our train passes in our pockets, we hopped onto a train headed for Bern.

I recognized another near-elderly American couple seated opposite us from our all-night flight. They had been flying first class.

We struck up a conversation. They were headed for Zermatt, where they spend a month, every summer.

Their conversation alternated between the weather and how close the train would come to departing on time. It was decided that the weather was irrelevant because when they got to Zermatt, they would be above the clouds.

The train was scheduled to depart at 12:02. 12:01 clicked past. Nada.

The Mr. smiled ever so slightly when at precisely 12:02 the train pulled out.

Welcome to Switzerland.

The last time I saw Linda was 1971- 40 years ago. For many years, I wondered what had become of her.

Turns out Linda married Swiss and went native.

An interesting choice and journey for a girl from Phoenix, Arizona.

So how much does one change from twenty to sixty. I was about to find out.

Although Linda was no longer a platinum blond, and I no longer quite the kid, we recognized each other immediately, on the train platform in Bern.

Both of us had changed a lot, and not much at all.

As one of my Spanish sayings goes:

La vida es así.

Life is like that.

Over the last few years Linda has sent several young Swiss adults our way.

The last was Stefan, one of Linda’s son’s best friends. Stefan came to Cambridge to work on research for his master’s thesis (computer visualization for MRI) and needed a place to stay while he looked for more permanent lodgings.

Sharon and I are empty nesters with a spare bedroom, so we had plenty of room.

Having Stefan around was quite entertaining.  Fun to have youthful energy back in the household.

Sharon took to calling Stefan our foster son. It felt like that- in a good way. Very relaxed.

When Stefan’s parents heard we were coming to Switzerland, they offered to host us for a stretch. We took Ueli and Ursi up on their kind offer, for the last third of our trip. We didn’t want to overstay our welcome with Linda, and the timing looked right.

The Plan

This trip had three distinct chapters.

Chapter 1 – Orientation and Exploration: Sharon and I explore Bern and its environs. Stay with Linda and her family in Uettligen for 5 days. This post.

Chapter 2 – Via Alpina: Sharon and I hike for 5 days from Mountain Inn to Mountain Inn in the Berner Oberland (Swiss Alps). The Bernese Oberland post.

Chapter 3 – Recover and Relax: For 4 days, Sharon and I pull ourselves back together and get out and around a bit more. Stay with the Ueli and Ursi in Uettligen. Post not written yet.

Sharon’s German

I must admit, I was really curious how Sharon would do with her German. Usually on our trips, Sharon picks up the language on the fly: Flemish in Belgium. Finnish in Finland, and so forth.

For this trip, she had a head start- two semesters at Harvard Extension School.

Sharon’s Harvard Extension School experience is worth a post in itself.

Suffice it to say that it was the real deal.The same material at the same pace as the undergraduate Harvard course. Kind of like trying to drink from a fire hose. Sharon was the oldest in the class by far.

Next oldest was a Russian scientist at Harvard, studying meteorites. She was in her 40s. She became one of Sharon’s buds.

Our first morning in Switzerland, Sharon bought us bus passes. We walked up to the window at the post office in Uettligen, the small village outside Bern, where Linda lived.

I handed Sharon some cash, mumbling something about a 6 ride pass.

The guy behind the window greeted Sharon – in German. She greeted him – in German. After a pleasant back and forth- in German. He went off and came back with the right transportation card. Sharon handed him some cash. Some more pleasant back and forth – in German, and we had our bus pass.

Never once did he ask her to repeat herself. Never once did he switch to English.

Later that day we were sitting in a café in Bern’s old town. Picturesque setting. Our gruff Swiss waitress had some English, but clearly preferred German.

Sharon ordered for us – in German.

A good start.

Gradually during the course of our meal, our waitress lightened up. Sharon was sociable- in German, and clearly had a sense of humor – in German.

By the end of the meal our waitress was humoring us with little English, and went so far as to give me a pat on the back. Though this gesture probably had more to do with my tip, than Sharon’s German.

Linda explained that night over dinner that the Swiss don’t tip as we do in the USA. Meal prices are (mostly) tip inclusive. I had left our waitress 15% on the table.

Bern’s Old Town (Altstadt)

The Old Town of Bern is a UNESCO World Heritage site. Rightly so.

The map below is from 1638.  The Old City is the peninsula. Built on a narrow hill surrounded on three sides by the Aare river, it is essentially unchanged since its construction during the 12th to 15th century.

Today at the far right across the river where a tower is shown, is the bear park. At the far left where fortifications are shown is the train/bus station with underground parking.

Typically as time allowed, Sharon and I would arrive on the left wander down to the far right and then back, zigzagging or just walking the main street on the spine.

We never tired of the cycle. Remarkable layerings of history. Good people watching too.

Bern is one of the most extraordinary and best preserved examples of medieval town planning in Europe. Wonderful scale and variety of buildings. Miles of pedestrian arcades. Sculptural fountains.

A hillside town wrapped by a river running turquoise.

The centerpiece, an elaborate medieval clock tower from the 11th century- with moving puppets, and once used as a prison for women convicted of sexual relations with clerics (photo to left).

Not surprisingly, Bern has great museums. We visited three in the days before our big hike.

First up was the Swiss Alpine Museum. The room-sized terrain model of the Bernese Oberland scared me. It is one of the largest models of the Swiss Alps ever built.

It’s remarkable detail spelled out exactly what terrain our hiking would cover. A closeup  of the model showing the end of our hike – (Lake) Oeschinensee-  below.

Yep, in hindsight, in reality, it really looked like that. Every bit as steep.

The historical museum of Bern is the second largest historical museum in Switzerland and contains collections related to the history of Bern, from prehistory to the present.

Standing at the bottom of the main stair, I glanced up and noticed a soulful, super-sized, wooden carving of a man’s face looking down at me.  The angle looked good for a photo. I pulled out my camera.

On the third shot, a woman from the museum appeared. Although I couldn’t understand a word of her German, the drift was pretty obvious- no pictures in the museum. I nodded sheepishly and put my camera away.

As the woman disappeared around the corner, Sharon confirmed my intuition.

No photos!

Sharon added that the woman had pointed out that the feet were his too.

I glanced down and sure enough there were two super-sized wooden feet, on the floor on either side of me- curiously it was as if the rest of his body had been there, but was gone now.

Which in fact, was exactly the case.

This guy had begun his life, whole, some 655 years ago as St. Christopher. He had been nearly 30 feet tall,. He had looked down from the side of a tower on those entering Bern through an arched gateway just below his feet.

Some hundred years later, when the Protestant Reformation swept through Switzerland, the child Jesus in his arms was removed and his name changed to “Goliath.”

In the 1860s his tower was knocked down to make way for progress.

Today in the 21st century, only his head and feet live on at the bottom of a stairwell in a historical museum. He looks down on little old American guys with digital cameras, who shouldn’t be taking pictures. So it goes.

La vida es así.

The old city of Bern is defined on three sides by the river Aare.

The Aare is no Charles River. The Charles here in Cambridge is technically a river, though in reality it is really more of a slow flowing artificial lake.

The Aare is a real river. Clear with a turquoise tint from glacial runoff, it rolls right along.

The photo to the left shows both the Aare and Bern’s new bear park.

The new bear park is great. It officially opened in October 2009.

The bears have lots of space and their own swimming lagoon.

The old bear pit is there too- for context. High on the hill. Not a nice place. Built in 1857, when bear-baiting was in vogue.

While these bears, looked contented, it was really nice to have them on the other side of the fence. Our Glacier National Park adventures were still fresh in our minds.

Sharon and I laughed and joked, as we ate our most-tasty Swiss ice cream.

Sometimes it’s really nice to have a fence.

Driving back from Bern to Uettligen with Ursi and Linda, we would cross high over the River Aare on a concrete bridge/ exit ramp. Looking back and down Sharon and I noticed a covered bridge, a remnant from a bygone era.

A Walk along the River Aare

We asked Linda and Ursi about the bridge and if there were hiking trails along the river itself.

The bridge was the so-called New Bridge. First built in 1466 to replace a ferry, and then rebuilt in 1535.

The next day Ursi gave us map showing the river trail. If we took the bus from Bern to the village of Bremgarten instead of Uettligen, we could walk along the river Aare, under the New Bridge, down a ways, and then cut back up and over to Uettligen. Time: 2+ hours of hiking.

Sounded like a plan.

After a morning at the remarkable Paul Klee Museum, and a couple more hours in the old city, Sharon and I caught the bus to Bremgarten and found our way to the river path.

This path along the river Aare was special. No tourists, just locals. And local flavor.

The closest USA equivalents that come to mind are the San Francisco and Berkeley urban walking paths. Public ways for pedestrians. No roads. Intimate scale. With a bit of voyeuristic tension thrown in.

In this case, the Aare River was on one side and on the other a steep bank with a jumble of vegetable and flower gardens, animals of all varieties, and funky along-the-river retreats mixed in with more substantial homes.

It was Saturday afternoon.

Folks were out and about. All ages. Little old men with wheelbarrows, runners, families.

When we’d pass. We’d usually get “Grüezi.”  Or Hello in Swiss German, as Sharon explained to me. In German it would have been “Guten Tag”, but we weren’t in Germany.

Swiss German is considerably different from German. Both are used in Switzerland.

German is used primarily for writing. Swiss German mostly for speaking. Complicating matters further, Swiss German changes from Canton to Canton, or even town to town.

If there is any confusion, the conversation reverts to German.

We crossed under the New Bridge. It was everything we had hoped for. A really, really old wooden covered bridge with a trussed frame- still working too.

Though today, its cars instead of horses and knights in armor.

With its dips and twists, some would say the bridge was a bit worse for wear. We thought- better for it.

Boats tied up along the river caught our eye. They looked like a cross between Venetian  gondolas and English punts. Flat bottomed and about 30 feet long.

Archetypal. Think Charon and and the River Styx. This boat is said to be at least 5000 years old.

The Swiss use use these Pontonier-fahrverein for fun and sport on the river Aare. In shallow waters these boats can be maneuvered long poles, in deeper water- with standing oars.

As we wandered along, after about an hour and half ± , I started to get a bit worried that we’d somehow missed our cutoff to Uettligen.

Soon though, we arrived at what looked like the right sign marking our trail, Sharon confirmed with locals. This was indeed our 90 degree turn. Again an all-German conversion.

They suggested that rather than walk up into the apartment complex where the sign curiously pointed, we would be better off walking around and picking up the trail on the backside.

Good advice.

As we huffed and puffed up the steep slope away from the river, I wondered whether we would be in for more of this in the Alps- the day after tomorrow.

Yep. In spades.

2010 Glacier

You know you’re in for an adventure when your rental car comes with bear spray.

When we finished explaining our trip plans to the guy at Enterprise Rent-A-Car in Kalispell, Montana, he smiled, went back to a file cabinet and returned with a canister of bear pepper spray in a holster.

“Return it unused and no charge.”

We were most pleased to hand it back to him intact, eight days later. After we told him a few of our tales, he laughed.

“Most folks don’t have any stories at all.”

Bear spray is considered a hazardous material and can’t be transported on commercial airlines, even in checked luggage, so, we had to get ours in Montana.

We bought our second canister right down the road from Enterprise at Snappys Sport Senter, “For all your hunting and fishing needs.”

After a most entertaining conversation between Sharon and the local guy behind the counter about the advantages of bear spray vs firearms in an endgame bear encounter, we told him about where the pepper extract comes from.

He was curiously surprised. “India?” Surprise proved to be the rule even for park rangers.

Always fun to have an entertaining factoid.

Counter Assault Bear Spray is the local brand of choice and produced in Kalispell. The product itself is described as a high emission “atomized” fire extinguisher style spray.

Spray distance 32 feet. Spray duration 9.2 seconds.

My guess is the 32 feet is in a dead calm, so we’re really talking 15 feet under good conditions, less with wind. OK for mosquitos, but a charging 500 pound Grizzly is another matter altogether.

That said, bears really detest the stuff. Nasty for bears. Nasty for us too.

From the Counter Assault instructions: “Use with extreme caution—if not used properly, it can disable the user, rather than the bear.” They’re not joking.

On our last day on our way out of the park, we stopped at the back country ranger station to donate our bear spray. The ranger said that once they dropped a can inside and it went off.

Even days later, after the clean-up, folks would come in for a back country permit and their eyes would start watering and then they’d start coughing like an asthma attack.

This kindly ranger had a training canister of inert bear spray, which she let me try outside. It did spray like insect repellant. If we do much more hiking in bear country, I’m going to to look into an online USGS-approved bear spray training course.

I was prepared for Glacier to be really big.

The park itself and its greater protected pristine ecosystem is something like 16,000 square miles- about the size of Switzerland. The park itself is 1560 square miles, includes a section of the Continental Divide, over 130 named lakes and 25 glaciers.

I wasn’t expecting it to feel so wild.

Glacier has hundreds of species of animals and more than 1,000 different species of plants. On our second long day of hiking- over Piegan Pass, we hiked for over 7 hours and saw only 5 other people. During that time we saw mountain goats, bighorn sheep, ptarmigans, marmots and picas. We also saw lots of recent grizzly and black bear sign.

See photo to left.

The bear who tore these trees up was a big guy. Sharon’s hiking pole coming in from the right is about 4 feet off the ground.

Those claw marks were fresh.

****

8 September: We flew from Boston (BOS) to Glacier Park International Airport (FCA) via Minneapolis. Not surprisingly there are no direct flights from Boston.

Our flight from Boston was delayed by a thunderstorm, which left a ten minute window in Minneapolis to get to our next gate across the airport. We made it and remarkably, our checked bag made it too.

Sharon says she was more exhausted from that dash than from any of the hiking.

I was exhilarated. My knee felt fine.

Four weeks before I had over-done pre-trip stair training and come up lame.

After picking up our rental car, and second can of bear pepper spray, we headed off to the park. By 4:00 PM we were at Lake McDonald Lodge- which as it turned out, was our favorite of the trip.

What’s not to like? Quaint, historic, intimate, and slightly goofy. Complete with a walk-in fireplace, stuffed animal heads, and original furniture.

Our guidebook aptly described the lobby as a “a taxidermist’s delight or an animal-rights activist’s nightmare.”

Indeed, some folks walked in and were appalled by the 24 or so beasts of fur and feather peering down.

Curiously we found that the animals had a remarkable presence, and not in a bad way.

Sort of like local spirits or guardians.

You could reach over and pet them too, if you wanted- or dared to.

One boy of eight or so came in with his parents sightseeing, looked around wide-eyed, and nailed it with an enthusiastic, “You’d have to be rich to stay here!”

Translation- “This place is really, really, really, really great! If I had all the money in the world, I’d stay here.”

I’m inclined to agree. And besides, all-in-all it was quite reasonable. Reservations just had to be made 9+ months in advance.

Lake McDonald Lodge was built in 1913 and pre-dates the Park.

It is a National Historic Landmark on the southeast shore of Lake McDonald. The back door towards the lake was originally the front door.

Guests arrived by boat. The road around the lake hadn’t been built yet.

The lodge style itself is a curious combination of Swiss chalet and hunting lodge with native American decorative influences.

If you look for them, there are phrases in several Native American languages inscribed in the concrete floor. The Native American painted lamps in the lobby are remarkable.

9 September: Although I had passed the level cross-airport sprint test, I was still worried about climbing. Time for a trail test.

We headed up the road to the Avalanche Lake trail. As we were crossing the bridge over the first stream, I looked up and there was the picture I had used in the Glacier preview. When I swiped it off the web I had no idea where in Glacier the photo had been taken.

Digital Deja Vu.

This was going to happen again in a big way, before the trip was over.

I passed the initial trail test- though with no style points. We actually passed one couple on the trail. Nice folks about our age.

He looked to be in great shape- thin and trim- with hiking poles too. Turns out he had had 3 knee surgeries: “The first scar is long. The second about half as long. The third hardly noticeable. Procedures are improving!”

Good news, I suppose.

To get across the park to Many Glaciers Hotel, we continued our drive up the historic Going-to-the-Sun road, a 52 mile, paved two-lane highway that bisects the park east to west. We stopped at the Visitor’s Center on the Continental Divide at 6,646-foot-high Logan Pass.

We had a logistical problem. The park shuttles were no longer running. We had been counting on the shuttle to get from the hotel to the trailheads for our two big point-to-point hikes.

The ranger at the Visitor’s Center seemed like a trustworthy soul. We explained our problem. He listened, then shrugged, “You could hitchhike. It’s legal in Montana. I do it all the time.”

I filed that thought under- to be addressed later.

I hobbled back to the car and we continued on to Many Glacier Hotel on the shores of Swiftcurrent Lake.

Many Glacier Hotel has the same goofy Swiss theme as Lake McDonald Lodge. Bellmen here even wear lederhosen. From Germany as it turns out- Sharon asked.

The Hotel is historic too – from 1915. Also big with something like 200 rooms.

Big and falling apart. The hotel felt a bit like staying in a movie set. Grand, but curiously impermanent.

One late afternoon in the lounge, we were chatting with two most entertaining 80-somethings.

The night before, in the middle of the night, their door towards the lake had blown open. As the cold wind howled and swirled around their room, they made their way to the door only to find that it wouldn’t latch.

They piled furniture and whatever else they could find up against the door to try to keep it closed. No luck.

They’d get back in bed and another gust would  blow the door open again.

After a couple of hours of this, the feisty Mrs. said she’d had enough. She got up, put on her jacket, turned on all the lights and had a good look at the circa 1915 door latching mechanism. “It was all backwards! Once I knew that, I finally got the throw bolt to hold. And we could get some sleep.”

Just another night at Many Glacier.

As a side note, our new friends each had two replacement knees. But who’s counting?

10 September: At Many Glacier Hotel, we had four full days. Time to up the ante and see if the knee could handle more serious trails. Iceberg Lake looked about right, but it was closed because of bear activity.

The next best bet was the trail to Grinnell Glacier. Rated at moderately strenuous, the 11 mile round trip and 1600 foot climb would be a litmus test.

I passed, but again with no style points. I even got an on-trail lecture from a physical therapist on all I was doing wrong with my pole technique.

After she was done, her psychiatrist husband piped up, “Between us, we’ve got it covered. If its physical you can talk to the wife, if it’s psychological you can talk to me.

But if you’re out here and still depressed, I’m not sure there is anything I can do!”

On the way back down, Sharon and I came up on a group of hikers 30 feet ahead holding their ground with bear spray in hand. They were facing us.

Not a good sign.

What wasn’t I seeing?

According to the group, a very large black bear standing next to a tree next to us, too close for comfort. We never saw him or her, probably for the best.

In the home stretch, we came up on two women frozen on the trail at the intersection with the trail around the lake. They told us wide eyed, “A bear just walked by.” The 2-minute-old tracks in the mud, confirmed their story.

11 September: Now-or-never-day dawned red. If we were going to try our most ambitious hike- this was the day to go for it. Hitch hiking and all.

Our plan was to hike 7.6 miles along the Highline Trail from Logan Pass to the historic Granite Park Chalet (1915).

Elevation gain 830 feet.

Then up and over the Continental Divide, 1 mile via Swiftcurrent Pass, elevation gain 500 feet.

Next we would descend 2300 feet over another 7.6 miles or so to our hotel at Many Glacier.

This point-to-point hike is considered a classic, but challenging.

First we had to hitchhike 40 or so miles from Many Glacier to Logan Pass.

It had been 38 years since I’d stuck out my thumb. Sharon had never hitchhiked.

Never too late to try something new!

By 7:30 AM we were on the road. Our first ride was in one of the bright red vintage (1936) glacier motor coaches.

The driver was a young guy on his way to pick up a tour group.

Sharon sat in the front seat and chatted happily. I huddled down on the next seat back as we rolled towards the town of Saint Mary.

The Blackfeet Indian reservation was on one side and a long lake on the other.

The canvas top was down and the wind was whistling.

I looked over sidewise and there was a bald eagle not far off, keeping pace with us out over the lake.

I took it to be a good omen for the day.

Our second ride dropped us off at Logan Pass around 10:00 AM. It was cold: 35 º F or so. And we were off.

The HighLine Trail was pretty level, though the trail itself was cut into the side of a steep slope. We walked along right below a ridge of rock (the Continental Divide) flocked with snow the night before. The slope dropped away on our left- a couple of thousand feet to the valley floor below.

We passed big horn sheep and mountain goats.

There were just enough people on the trail so that we weren’t too worried about bears.

We hiked the last couple of miles to the Granite Park Chalet with a local, hiking solo.

At one point he piped up, “That PBS show, ‘Night of the Grizzlies’ was filmed here.” He was happy to be hiking in a group.

When we arrived, the Chalet was closed up for winter. The shutters had three inch spikes- point out. My guess – to slow down big guys with sensitive paws.

After a short lunch we headed up towards Swiftcurrent Pass (7000+ ft). And just like that, we were very alone in the heart of bear country. We didn’t see anyone else for a couple of hours.

As we were descending the cliffs above Bullhead Lake we noticed a hiker far below coming up.

He had a full pack and appeared to be moving unnaturally fast.

He headed into a switchback and disappeared.

About 40 minutes or so later he reappeared, descending from above.

When he caught up, he paused just long enough for us to get a good look.

He was younger than us, but not by much. Probably mid 50s. Not only did he have a full pack on his back, but he also had cases strapped to his chest.

He had just ascended and then descended the lion’s share of the 2300 foot climb- weighed down- and wasn’t even breathing hard.

After exchanging the minimum or pleasantries, he smiled, “Gotta go. Can’t get in dutch with the wife!”

Sharon and I watched stunned, as he headed down the trail. He had two hiking poles and was running, in a bounding motion like a four-legged creature. It wasn’t a gallop, more like a creature on the moon with an extra set of joints in his legs.

I’ve never seen anything like it. Doubt I ever will.

Talking with others who had encountered him, we learned that this guy had been a back-country ranger for 10+ years, which explains a lot- or nothing at all.

Down by the lakes we came up on a young couple with their backs to us, stone still with bear spray out. A patch on their pack said something about Yellowstone Park Employees.

They told us a Grizzly sow and two cubs had been seen – the classic cause for concern- and they had just heard suspicious noises in the brush. Their bear moves seemed second nature.

I pulled my pepper spray out and looked around. When the pros are worried, best to take the hint.

We all hiked out together, high brush on either side of the trail, prime bear habitat- chatting – with the volume up to 11.

The baseline is that no bear attacks have been reported for hiking groups of three or more. Both couples knew this reassuring statistic.

That said, Sharon and I graciously let the two kids lead.

We were hiking fast, and curiously my knee wasn’t bothering me.

When Sharon and I, reached the trailhead, I realized that we weren’t done. There was still a mile or two to go to our hotel.

Sharon was most forgiving.

Then I made a wrong turn and almost went around Swiftcurrent Lake the long way, Sharon noted that anyone could make such a mistake.

It’s appreciated.

We walked into the lobby of Many Glacier Hotel at 6:30 PM- 11 hours after our departure that morning.

A full day.

12 September: Designated day off. A successful new wrinkle for us.

Mid morning, I decide to pull out my printed copy of our Glacier preview- as much for entertainment as anything else.

After a quick skim, I decided, remarkably, we were right on schedule- knee and all. With that happy thought, I stretched back on our bed and looked out the window.

Digital Deja Vu all over again- times 10.

I was staring at the preview feature photo (to left)- perfectly framed.

When I swiped the photo off the web, little did I realize that the photographer had been kicking back on the bed in Room MG-50.

In the afternoon, I stopped by the boat office down by the dock, to inquire about rates and schedules. Two young hardcore types were holding down the fort. We got to talking about bears.

After I ran through a few stories and concerns, the second guy noted cynically:

“One out of four of us is going to die of heart disease. It’s far more dangerous not to go out and hike.”

He added with a smirk, “and as far as ‘Night of the Grizzlies’ goes, they left food out. The show never tells you that!”

13 September: Our last full day of hiking and Sharon’s 63rd birthday.

The choice came down to  Ptarmigan Lake/ Ptarmigan Tunnel or Piegan Pass. Ptarmigan had 550 feet more climbing, which was a minus. Piegan Pass is considered the equal to the Highline/Swiftcurrent Trail, which was a plus.

We decided on Piegan, the more adventurous alternative.

Once again, we’d have to hitch back along the Going-to-the-Sun Road. This time we’d get off at Siyeh Bend, 3 miles east of Logan Pass.

Just after dawn, when we arrived at the prime hitch hiking corner, we found it already occupied- by a young woman from Poland- heading home.

She had been working at the hotel for the season, which was now just about over.

After a brief and friendly conversation, Sharon and I started to walk down the road to the next open spot.

The young woman picked up her pack to follow with,

“But where’s your car?”

Maybe something had been lost in translation, but to my mind the far more likely explanation is that we really really didn’t look like hitch hikers. Easier to imagine a nonexistent car.

Our young friend was using two facing pages of her diary as her sign- on which she had written “Kalispell” in large letters- top to bottom. Clever.

We still have our twice-used “Logan Pass” sign as a memento, and she no doubt still has her’s- in sequence- in her diary.

She was picked up by a Native American in a working pickup truck. I have no doubt that the dream catcher hanging from his rear view mirror was the real deal.

We saw her again, 20 miles or so down the road- thumb out. We rolled by at 65 mph in a full car. Our ride, a young couple from Maryland, took us all the way to our trail head- straight shot.

Luck of the draw.

We were on the trail before 9:00 AM. Weather was looking good, my knee was feeling OK.

Our spirits were up.

Quiet trail though.

Once past the trailhead, we only saw 5 other people in the 10 miles and 7+ hours, before hitting Josephine Lake- 2 miles from Many Glacier Hotel.

We had a 4.5 mile 1720’ climb to Piegan Pass. See photo to the left for the last stretch.

Just above Sharon’s head, you can see the trail as a faint line sloping up to the pass.

It was in this stretch that we met 4 bighorn sheep coming down the trail- the rams in the header photo at the top of this page above.

At first I thought they were descending hikers, but when we got closer I realized they were animals.

When they were a couple of hundred feet away, I could get a sense of how big these beasts really were. At fifty feet, I started wondering who had the right of way.

At thirty feet, I decided we should move out of the way. As Sharon tried to climb the loose talus rock, I looked at the lead ram. He was watching closely.

Sharon was slipping and having a hard time.

With a twitch of his head, he led the other three up and around us.

We heard later from other hikers, that after passing us, this group of rams had a face-off with a Grizzly Sow and cubs lower on the trail. The Grizzly backed down.

At the pass, large boulders had been flipped over.

This Grizzley work looked  like the work of a small bulldozer.

The photo to the right was taken on the other side of Piegan Pass, looking back up.

Just as much bear sign down here- maybe more: Freshly clawed trees; fresh bear scat; grass pressed down, where bears had bedded down.

All-in-all a bit unnerving.

It’s interesting how the world works. On this trip, on this stretch, I discovered that my wife of over 30 years, knows lots of songs in both Spanish and German, and can recite the whole prologue to the Canterbury Tales in Middle English.

“Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour”

Curiously, perfect material for bear country.

We met one couple heading up, on our descent. They were young, fit and had great gear.

Somewhat self-consciously, the young woman remarked, “You can probably guess where we work.” It was then that I noticed all the Patagonia labels. We laughed.

She looked at Sharon and said, “Nano puff- full zip, volcanic blue 601.”  We all laughed again.

Another half hour down the trail, we heard this eerie yelling wafting across the canyon. I was concerned some folks were in trouble.

Sharon threw her head back and let out a howl. All was quiet.

“Coyotes. I did wolf. Coyotes don’t want wolves to know where they are.”

We arrived at Many Glacier before 4:00 PM. Plenty of time for a shower and a beer before dinner.

Relaxing in prime seats looking out over Swiftcurrent Lake, we placed our order and got to talking about the Piegan Pass Trail with our young waiter.

“I’m not going back there for a long, long time.”

Turned out he recently had had a most unnerving encounter with a Grizzly.

“When we came off Cataract Mountain, she was waiting for us. I emptied a full canister of bear spray in her face.”

I asked him if it was a bluff charge.

“Nah, I’ve been bluff-charged twice. This was the real deal. She was foaming at the mouth, ears back.”

I asked him where exactly this took place?

“Right above the waterfall, just above the trail, where you guys just came down.”

“Did you report the incident?”

“Yeah. But can you believe it? They didn’t even close the trail. Enjoy your beer.”

I did.

On my second round, I asked him what he had been doing up at Piegan.

“That day we did four peaks: 10- 12,000 feet total vertical, off trail.”

Pointing out the window, he added, “See those peaks (photo to the left), if weather is just right, there’s a route I think I can do, in a day, before I leave (in two weeks).

It will be a lot harder.”

Ah, youth.

Bears be damned.

14 September: After saying goodbye to Many Glacier Hotel, Sharon and I retraced our steps to Lake McDonald Lodge.

We hiked the short trail to Virginia Falls and St Mary Falls and the boardwalk trail along the Continental Divide to Hidden Lake Overlook.

On the boardwalk, we met another couple coming down. He asked, straight-faced, if I was from Hawaii, adding that he was- obvious given his facial structure/body-type.

I answered, “Nah, I’m wearing a Hawaiian shirt up here, because I’m on vacation. No one seems to get it.”

He answered, “I get it.”  We all laughed.

Sharon and I both left our hiking shoes in our waste basket at Lake McDonald Lodge. They had served well, but had reached the end of the line. Sharon’s shoes had split along the sides. My right heel had delaminated.

When we left our room for the last time, I made a mental salute.

Our shoes had served well.

1000+ miles in a year deserves some respect.